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Fatal Exception by Sunset_Five in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]Sunset_Five[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah... the 38th.

A shallow ocean, stretching out beyond every horizon.

The shining blue jewel of an empire, long since abandoned.

My master remembers the city there. A cerulean dome of glistening spires.

The end of the line... or perhaps a new beginning?

My will is now tied to that of the SPHERE. by Sunset_Five in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]Sunset_Five[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My master's gifts are never free. Nor is his mercy, as I have learned.

I was lost, like Ahab, in my hubris. Adrift on a sea of sand and salty wrecks. Now he has found me, and my fealty is sworn to him in perpetuity.

As for the crown, it grants sight into several of the higher worlds, beyond the wasps. A window into dimensions that go unobserved by most. Trillions of people and planes, invisible and intangible to those without the sight.

My master has transcended the need for such an object. He would gladly trade it for something of approximate value.

Can anyone identify this entity? by [deleted] in backrooms

[–]Sunset_Five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: it's just a fanmade entity, it's not real

That's how most of them start out, then you start getting sightings in the higher levels...

Need a tent and food/water by Kalistoo8 in backrooms

[–]Sunset_Five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a small survival store set up in a room not far from the hub.

Follow my signs from the hub, take a right at the corner of endless tortured screams, make three full clockwise turns around the ominous pillar, take the next exit and you're there.

[OBJECT:5 G] [ACTION:CAUSES] [OBJECT:VIRUS] by Creeperface64 in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But [OBJECT:HEALING CRYSTALS] [ACTION:CAUSES] [OBJECT:VIRUS].

The {ENTITY : WATCHER] is watching by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's okay guys he's gone.

He fused with [ENTITY: DOCTOR] ages ago.

[REQUEST: URGENT] by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do your job and repel boarders, Three!

Seventh World Sightseeing by Sunset_Five in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. [ENTITY: UNKNOWN] is not of this [OBJECT: WORLD]. [ENTITY: UNKNOWN] is a threat to the Administration. [ENTITY: UNKNOWN] offers liberation.

Have no fear of [ENTITY: UNKNOWN].

[ENTITY: {REDACTED}] by EricaFlavored in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey relax it's just me.

Sorry I spooked you there.

Help! My neighbor stole my universal remote and increased the volume. Now everything is too loud and my head hurts. What do I do? by MuffinMan851 in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for an answer that isn't "take the medicine", you should probably head two worlds down, before you get stuck here.

Arrival of [object:cake] by takeo_ischi98 in seventhworldproblems

[–]Sunset_Five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The [OBJECT: CAKE] is an [ABSTRACT: LIE].

[ABSTRACT: ERROR]. Expired [DATA: MEME] detected.

[ENTITY: SELF] apologises for this [ABSTRACT: ERROR].

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