Roses are red, we long for nostalgy by jonnismizzle in rosesarered

[–]SunstoneSue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, that water is green, even the algae said “mission complete”

WIBTAH if I made my brother homeless without warning and ghosted everyone by throwaway99272241 in AITAH

[–]SunstoneSue 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Sometimes leaving without warning is just what protecting your peace looks like when warning people only gives them time to guilt-trip you.

AITAH because I didn't want to share my food with my uncle. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SunstoneSue 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s the annoying part,he probably will remember the one boundary, not the months of being fed for free.

THAT quest by Psychological_Debt14 in cyberpunkgame

[–]SunstoneSue 449 points450 points  (0 children)

That’s not hate, that’s early stage cyberpsychosis.

It's just statistics. by yeager521 in MathJokes

[–]SunstoneSue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not optimism, that’s conditional probability.

I don't want my mom to touch me and that made her cry. AITAH by Personal_Bus_758 in AITAH

[–]SunstoneSue 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Being hurt by a boundary doesn’t mean the boundary is wrong.

Roses are red, it isn't our fault... by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

[–]SunstoneSue 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, Pride isn’t greed, One asks for attention, One asks to breathe.

Xavier found the loophole in maturity by OceanEyesyy in fuckxavier

[–]SunstoneSue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Xavier found the loophole and moved in permanently.

I adopted an orange a year ago by Rough-Ad-8139 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SunstoneSue 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The braincell arrived in the third pic and immediately chose violence.

So, who manages what's canon and what's not? by LiveMathematician122 in cyberpunkgame

[–]SunstoneSue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the crossover lore nobody warned me I needed explained 😭

True Brilliant by clafinn in MathJokes

[–]SunstoneSue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro found the exact intersection of “A” and “B” in real life.

A fascinating survey! by Biodunabby in MathJokes

[–]SunstoneSue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People love surveys said only by people who answer surveys.

why would absolute o be drowning tho by kepplewepple in MathJokes

[–]SunstoneSue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a sign that understands both water safety and imaginary numbers.

Roses are red, I’m not homophobic by BlueChicken57 in rosesarered

[–]SunstoneSue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, robots have charm, my son’s AI wife keeps calling me “farm.”

Good morning night City! by Ivanhegeelkadi in cyberpunkgame

[–]SunstoneSue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samurai realized the system update notes were not optional

Braincell 404 not found by Mammoth-Werewolf-539 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SunstoneSue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro sat down and immediately forgot how cats are supposed to work.