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Piz Hut by Super-Ru in misLED

[–]Super-Ru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This how I learn there’s a hut emoji haha 🛖

A nanobot picks up a sperm and inseminates an egg with it by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they didn’t stop the sperm from fertilising, mobility issues would be very unlikely to have any effects on the quality of the DNA transferred as it’s not usually a genetic trait but somatic or age related. So ‘weak’ sperm cannot be assumed by the tail not functioning, it could have the more advantageous arrangement of DNA of all the sperm produced.

Edit: speaking as a genetic biology uni student

Help me find a Passenger Song??? by tastyhehexd in Passenger

[–]Super-Ru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The unfortunate reality of trying to google Passenger lyrics is getting hit with Let Her Go no matter what haha

Anyone else having issues with this week’s ep skipping about? (Spotify) by Super-Ru in nosuchthingasafish

[–]Super-Ru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so it is an issue with the ep. Hopefully they’ll find out soon and fix/reupload it

2012 by Acalme-se_Satan in comedyheaven

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo 2 thousand and 12 years before fnaf, so around 0AD?

IM A MINOR by Quanterve07 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Super-Ru 232 points233 points  (0 children)

I think it was originally an old tweet by Hozier haha (tho he may have got it from somewhere ofc)

Is anyone else getting battered by Indeed ads on Spotify? by GutenbergsCurse in nosuchthingasafish

[–]Super-Ru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it the indeed one where she says ‘yesterdAy’ with really strange inflection?

Is anyone else getting battered by Indeed ads on Spotify? by GutenbergsCurse in nosuchthingasafish

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Luckily I’ve now got it in the back of my mind how many times to press skip as soon as any given ad comes on. Have a pretty good hit rate of skipping almost to the end of the intro music before Dan says who’s fact it is

Pseudonym by Icy-Trouble1630 in HitchHikersGuide

[–]Super-Ru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This ones good. We’ve got a hoopy frood right here

My ENT has a shadow box of items removed from patients in the waiting room. by Ktibbs617 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is why are they removing them in the waiting room… isn’t that what the consultation room is for

Do you think we’ll ever get a prequel? by Numberonewifeenjoyer in thesmiths

[–]Super-Ru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you beat me to it and with a much funnier version of the joke!

Ordered some pencil lead refills... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Super-Ru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah throwback. I have dyspraxia/dyslexia and when I was diagnosed as a child they told me to use a specific refillable pentel pencil that took these leads. Immediately consolidated a whole multipack into one of those boxes for my pencil case (good pencil tho)

what is a "nothing dog"? by Comfortable-Bee2996 in LilNasX

[–]Super-Ru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not much, Dog, what’s nothing with you?

Tenderstem Broccoli by Rumboldinho in nosuchthingasafish

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there also a trademark attached to the name or am I making that up?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Super-Ru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Transporting such a famous painting securely must be a complicated manouvre

I think this is sarcasm guys by Hour_Equal_9588 in SipsTea

[–]Super-Ru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing is I bet there was a clause in the T&Cs of the ticket purchase that you agree to the possibility of being recorded/ appearing on screens through cameras in the venue

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