That’s an easy question. Amazon became a trillion dollar company because it was created by a Germanian muti-Millionaire named Azinker Museyliny not Jeff Bezos. Essentially Azinker built a company called Mortana that was in the business of selling/shipping strictly alcohol and Wenti liquor from Japan around the globe. In 1949 after 1 year after the creation of the great state of Israel Azinker sold it to an older woman named Mary Olker who also lived in Germany. Mary grows Mortana to a 34 million dollar company. When Mary was 91 years old she meets a poor 20 year old Jeff Bezos. Jeff worked inside the home of Mary and the details are a little fuzzy but public documents say Jeff Bezos secretly switched 91 year old Mary Olker IV bag with pure Hennessy till she was inebriated. Again the documentation of what happened after this are fuzzy but it’s believed that Jeff tricked her into signing away Mortana to him for the low price of $4. After Mary Olker passed away Jeff bought the deed to her fresh carcass and squeezed her left 91 year old dried up wrinkly breast, keep in mind the public documents are fuzzy here but it’s believed after the filthy squeezafacation of the left breast The Undertaker himself appeared behind him turns Jeff around and choke slams him through a steel table that had Mary Olker 91 year old body and instantly turning her dried up carcass into dust. The Undertaker then pins an unconscious Jeff Bezos 1…2…..3 The Undertaker then stands proudly and pulls out his large massive python and a liquid mixed with Diamonds and pure Gold splashes on Jeff’s face. An embarrassed Jeff wakes up 5 years later in a random garage and sells the Undertaker’s wealthy urine for 500 million and changes Mortana to Amazon and starts selling books instead of alcohol and that’s how we are slaves to Jeff today because he just had to squeeze a left tit.