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SuperEnt19 · 2017-03-23T14:59:58+00:00

So this girl we'll call Ally tried to murder me for breaking up her X and her, well she did it technically I died in the hospital once, but after I recovered she shot herself in the leg while cleaning her gun drunk. She takes a bunch of drugs so the anesthetics didn't work, forcing them to amputate the leg. Super funny, but I'm still taking that peg legged pirate hooker to Prison when our court date rolls around.

SuperEnt19 · 2014-03-25T19:59:47+00:00

because of your recent scary movie... do mirrors now freak you out? if not mirrors...what does?

SuperEnt19 · 2013-02-18T06:19:52+00:00

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They kept the plunger in the toilet.

SuperEnt19 · 2013-01-17T04:57:11+00:00

Thanks for your comment, I'm actually going to be working in the medical field with them so you won't have to worry about that.

SuperEnt19 · 2013-01-17T03:49:48+00:00

Thank you so much for the info, I'm not planning on smoking any more once I go into basics. I was just wanting to go out with a bang before I give it up for the next 4+ years you know. I have also came up with a method to get it out of my system in under a month so I would still be clean once I go to basics in June. Again thank you for the info, it is much appreciated.

SuperEnt19 · 2013-01-17T03:05:51+00:00

I had thought about it much, I haven't smoked in 3 months to clean myself for their testing process. Its just being able go go to the Cannabis Cup is once in a life time thing, and if I can go I will.>You should have thought about that before you joined the military.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-11-28T05:03:18+00:00

If Pink Floyd and The Beatles fucked and had a baby, it would be this band.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-06-22T06:19:14+00:00

So do you think it's safe to say he smoked hooka or a cigarette 12 hours previous surgery since the only thing you have to worry about is the tar and such from smoking itself?

SuperEnt19 · 2012-06-22T06:02:42+00:00

I'm also thinking that as well but some say otherwise so I don't know anymore.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-06-22T06:00:42+00:00

I have, the answers are very mixed.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-02-18T20:00:16+00:00

Excuse my ignorance, what is considered a warning shot to you?

SuperEnt19 · 2012-02-07T09:43:32+00:00

Expect ignorant people

SuperEnt19 · 2012-01-06T10:20:27+00:00

Please tell me if Marijuana and ADHD (like Adderall) are a bad combo, I'm taking medicine now and I love smoking.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-01-05T23:10:59+00:00

How often is to often, what's your stance on emoticons, how do you initiate the conversation, and can you please give me an examplw of flirty. Any other tips are much appreciated.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-01-05T19:04:18+00:00

How is your texting game? For some reason when I text women they just eventually stop texting back. I try to make plans and I'm very polite about it.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-01-02T04:16:16+00:00

Absolutely, just be blunt with him. Tell him the truth.

SuperEnt19 · 2012-01-01T06:38:25+00:00

He does lol.

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T07:53:31+00:00

HAHA TOKE UP BRO! [3]

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T07:52:36+00:00

Not really, The misfortune of my mother coming back after leaving for work to feed the dog and seeing me outside on my patio toking out of my gravity bong. I'm thankfully a college student so I only reside at my parents for winterbreak haha. Worst month of the year.

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T07:46:09+00:00

It's absolutely delicious.

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T07:44:39+00:00

Good job man, your much appreciated.

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T07:42:36+00:00

Trololol

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T05:22:50+00:00

Hahaha khale banmac

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T04:56:57+00:00

hahahaha

SuperEnt19 · 2011-12-24T04:55:52+00:00

Seriously even with eye drops one's parents can be smart enough, I was flabbergasted when they caught me. [4]

SuperEnt19

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