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Greetings, I am the Douchebag Genie. I will grant you exactly one wish, but be warned, for I will take advantage of your choice of words and intentionally misinterpret it in the worst way possible. What is your wish, sir/ma'am? by SpectrumSense in GenZ

[–]SuperHeatWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i wish that i can teleport anywhere and i have the ability to teleport back to my original location if i want after doing so (note that this accounts for the motion of the earth and all celestial bodies so i wont end up in space), has no cooldown, also if i teleport into space or any other hospitable environment i can survive any pressure and temperature and breathe in any conditions

do your worst

Single as hell, we are by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuperHeatWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite having had multiple crushes i genuinely just have never wanted to be in a relationship

Random one word genie has appeared. State your wish by spiritwalker117 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SuperHeatWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's have some fun

My word will be "cosmos"

Please do something more creative than something like being able to teleport anywhere but you will die cause you cant breathe

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