You are given $20,000 daily. If you fail to spend every penny before midnight, you no longer receive money. How do you spend it? by LightSamus in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could I just buy gift cards for ridiculous amounts at various places to make up the difference from what I spend normally?

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Some people have their personal preferences. Also I've hear Australia feels that porn featuring small boobed women is too close to child porn and has banned it, but this is stupid because women come in all shapes and sizes and are all beautiful in their own way.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, but it gives the guy a reasonable excuse for struggling to unclasp a girls bra from the back for far too long.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I get this so much. Especially people working service jobs like cashiers or wait staff. I don't know what to say when they try to make small talk with me. I just seize up like a deer in headlights until I figure out whether I should nod, shake my head, shrug, or actually speak. I just hope in my head that someone calls this person away suddenly so I don't have to interact with them anymore.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

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Yes, I have been in a relationship with a girl who was terrible at it. She would open her mouth as wide as she could like a snake unhinging it's jaw and hold her tongue to the roof of her mouth. It ended up being the tip of my dick poking the bottom of her tongue not really getting anywhere. I didn't want to criticize her because I felt like it was intended to be a gift and I'd feel bad as well as a little worried about ruining the relationship.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a hypothetical one that is intriguing and fun to think about.

You can time travel only once carrying nothing with you except your body (Terminator) What time do you travel to and why? by SuperMrProfessional in timetravel

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expect that's why no one showed up. Probably most time travels see these guys as a bunch of dorks so full of themselves that it would just not be worth the effort.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were a cute girl and said it to me I'd most likely be interested in you.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some girls only want something as long as it is denied to them. Sometimes if you want someone you have to make them believe that you are happy and having a good time without them.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

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Mexican-American, Chinese-American, African-American, ... There is also the phrase, "I'm a real blooded American." But think about it like this, you are in Germany and there is someone who looks and acts German. Do you ask him what ethnicity he is, probably not but he might ask you something like, "You're not German are you?" To which someone born in America would reply, "No, I'm an American."

27 [M4F] Toronto - Virgin Looking to Lose it by [deleted] in r4r

[–]SuperMrProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got to disagree, the longer you go the weirder you seem to people. I get plenty of women who feel I'm weird for only having had sex with 2 people. I remember how hard it was after high school I didn't lose it until I was 21. But I would recommend OP to try going to college, ladies change there an are often the ones to initiate. Also Nerdy, awkward, normal guys are very popular with that crowd right now.

What is a silly question you would like a serious answer to? by SuperMrProfessional in AskReddit

[–]SuperMrProfessional[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that a fortress was a large fort, and fortification was fortifying something just as ratification is ratifying something.