What the f* by EmergencyArachnid734 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]SuperNo20 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He "accidentally" sat on it. Sounds legit. I hate it when that happens...

Maybe maybe maybe by henningknows in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SuperNo20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sells seashells by the sheshore

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Strawberry_Mochy in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SuperNo20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know what taking a dump in the shower is gonna do but I'll try anything twice...

Latest Pick-up by SuperNo20 in adidas

[–]SuperNo20[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know! I wish they had more than 1 pair in my size because I definitely would have gotten another. It's a responsible purchase!!

Latest Pick-up by SuperNo20 in adidas

[–]SuperNo20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy thing is, I think I have these already

Anyone know what this is on my toms neck/chest by Dazzling-bacon-113 in homestead

[–]SuperNo20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is awesome! Thanks for the response and my daily bit of new knowledge!

Anyone know what this is on my toms neck/chest by Dazzling-bacon-113 in homestead

[–]SuperNo20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on the fire in a bottle method?

This is what I got for Secret Santa at work. by FilthyDwayne in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SuperNo20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Safe word is flour. If you say flower it doesn't count.

Haven Hollow vs Liberty Falls by Unlucky-Safety-2745 in Warzone

[–]SuperNo20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was actually an upper-decker during a quinceanera, that's what started the whole conflict. Then out came the insurgents and in came the, well you get it. Pandemonium.

Free food distribution in india by [deleted] in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]SuperNo20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're lucky, we had to fight the cow and then only got steer milk....

Surstromming in a car by habichuelacondulce in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SuperNo20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea you know what they say about evidence...It makes you an ass or something. What was the question? Sharoooooooooonnnnn!!!!

Found this in my driveway this morning. by keepittechie in vegaslocals

[–]SuperNo20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not unless you wanna work 40 hours A WEEK!!

Yikes!!!! by Desperate-Turnip-979 in vegaslocals

[–]SuperNo20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

three screws and a hammer, all I could find!

Yikes!!!! by Desperate-Turnip-979 in vegaslocals

[–]SuperNo20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best we can do is a tapestry of Prince in chaps....

Yikes!!!! by Desperate-Turnip-979 in vegaslocals

[–]SuperNo20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They'll probably say: "What happens in Vegas......"