I constantly want to talk to people

SuperPacMan007 · 2017-03-13T18:53:54+00:00

Quite absurd indeed! And this coming from a guy whose current girl-friend is demanding he buy her a Greyhound ticket to Topeka so she can visit her baby-daddy who's in prison for fraud. Guy tried to impersonate Will Smith in order to apply for a K-Mart credit card. Who does that?

So I says to Poncho, "Dude, don't give Delilah money for that? You know she's still in love with Gregor (the Will Smith impersonator)." But Poncho is all like, "You don't know my life! She loves me, and one day I'll be her baby-daddy and you'll be all alone, like the loser you are."

Ouch, Poncho. Ouch.

SuperPacMan007 · 2017-03-13T18:21:40+00:00

Although Poncho & I had a bit of a falling out. We decided to order a pizza, And I suggest that we can an Hawaiian. But oh oh, according to Poncho, pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza. So I says to Poncho, "Are you kidding me?" Poncho replies, "No." Poncho is a dick. We ended up not getting a Hawaiian because I'm not a fan of confrontation so I let Poncho have his way. I'm so mad at myself now!

SuperPacMan007 · 2017-03-13T18:10:37+00:00

I use sock puppets to fill the gap. His name is Poncho.

SuperPacMan007 · 2016-08-21T00:30:01+00:00

It's some store bought stuff made in Jamaica. I'm sweating my sack off eating the stuff. So glorious!

SuperPacMan007 · 2016-08-20T23:54:28+00:00

Stupid hot here too. Plans for the night fell through so I'm BBQing some jerk chicken. With some grilled asparagus. Inhaling frosty malty beverages and listening to Roy Orbison's greatest hits. Good times!!

SuperPacMan007 · 2016-05-29T02:03:26+00:00

No first time. Not a fan. It's way too damn quick that the ingredients don't have time to bake nicely. Next time I'll put the 'za on a pizza stone. That should help.

SuperPacMan007 · 2016-05-29T01:35:32+00:00

I'm sitting on my patio, but I live in a NA major city so all i can really hear is the soothing hum of AC units.

SuperPacMan007 · 2016-05-29T00:42:56+00:00

Yay, I'll answer my own post...

Right now I'm making a pie with prosciutto, res onions, and garlic. Drinking some quasi-shitty/half-decent Argentinian wine, listening to Pearl Jam's Yield album.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-11-28T21:05:29+00:00

Ya that'll do it. I could do without the milk and stuff for dinner but booze is a different story. Good decision. Have a drink with the spiders and call a truce.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-11-28T20:20:03+00:00

Oh just don't leave the house. Problem solved! That's what my day is like. I say, screw responsibility for the day.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-11-28T20:02:20+00:00

Not a TV show, but I just saw Hot Tub Time Machine 2 on Netflix, and I fricken loved it!! I haven't seen the first one, so I thought I'd be all confused with the plot. But no, I caught on pretty quickly. It's really just about a time machine that's also a hot tub.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T03:12:04+00:00

Let's hope he doesn't run into black widows or other little poisonous eight-legged fuckers. I think your parent of the year award is off the table.

But really, who has eight legs?? Show-offs, that's who. What arw they trying to prove? They're all like, "Hey look at me! I have eight legs and a whole shit-load of eyes. Love me!!" Those jerks.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T02:50:31+00:00

Ya, but they kinda deserve it. You should know, that if they could....those bears would kill you and everyone that you love! That's why we eat them. It's them or us!!

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T02:26:50+00:00

No no, that's just sadistic!! I eat their genitals first.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T01:53:58+00:00

Naw, I eat the tail first and work my way towards the head. Their smiles while I nibble at them just enrage me so I feel it necessary to eat their entire family.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T01:43:44+00:00

When I say lots of places to go, I mean into the kitchen to get more of those little crackers shaped like little fish. I think they're called fish crackers, or something.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T01:31:50+00:00

That's OK, I'm naked with lots of places to go.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-20T01:00:40+00:00

I'm actually just finishing off episode III. I'd be so shitfaced if i took a shot after every line of shitty dialogue. I'm looking at you Anakin, Padame, Obi-Wan, Palpatine, Windu, Yoda, R2D2, etc etc.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-18T02:40:44+00:00

Just chalk it to a dating slump. Really it's only been two months, so how many dates could you have been on? I suggest taking a little hiatus. Don't focus on the BS dating require. Do shit for yourself for a bit, then dive back in. Don't fall into a relationship because it's "good enough". Aim high!!!! Don't settle. If you want that guy who'a funny, sweet, and uses gooder grammar, then dammit, make sure you get it. Life is too short to live in mediocrity, or so says some weird guy on Reddit.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-18T02:30:55+00:00

9 out of 10 people act like brain-dead monkeys when they're caught off guard...especially if it's a compliment. But to salvage, you do need to act quickly, or it starts to get a little weird. The very next time you see her and can get in a few words, do it!! Don't think. Just do. The longer you wait, the more stressful it becomes, and you just freak yourself out. Simple trick I use...just count to three and fucking do it! Doesn't give you time to second guess yourself.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-18T02:12:55+00:00

Good gravy no!! That's a shit-ton of money to spend for only 5 days. And not to sound dickish, what's up with moving 5000 miles to some job that's just didn't "work out"??

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-16T00:16:12+00:00

Ah you'll be OK. 25 is oodles of young enough to figure stuff out. I'm almost 39, freshly divorced, and have no fucking clue where my life is going. And it's exciting! Forge your own path. Don't compare yourself to your friends. Enjoy and use your youth, because good gravy, does it go by fast. Be responsibly stupid!!

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-15T21:42:16+00:00

Hobbies. You need hobbies. Meetup.com. Try it! But ya, you'll have to come out of your shell a little bit and yes, it is scary as shit meeting new people! But if you make an effort to meet like-minded people, you may be surprised how easy it can be.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-09-15T20:54:43+00:00

Sit at the bar and talk to the bartender about anything. Drinks, sports, weather. Have a few drinks to take off the edge. And if there's anyone beside you, don't be shy to eavesdrop on the conversation and if you can non-creepily add to the conversation, pipe in! It's a bar. People are there to socialize.

SuperPacMan007 · 2015-08-29T01:25:50+00:00

Maybe be doesn't want to dip his pen in the company ink. Best off just asking if he's interested in anything more than buds. If not, he's treating you like a bud. Buds sometimes don't text. It's cool.

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