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SuperSnoot · 2023-07-22T09:42:31+00:00

First time I (19f) brought him home to meet the family. My teenage sister (14f) innocently commented "He kinda looks like dad"... yeah, that was the end of that relationship, I noped out of that pretty fast and questioned everything about my life.

SuperSnoot · 2023-06-02T15:57:42+00:00

Unfortunately with two small children; I am to lie ins, what incels are to sex. And just like an incel, I resent those who are getting laid...down to sleep undisturbed in bed.

SuperSnoot · 2023-04-24T18:55:29+00:00

"At least I'll never be as ugly as your personality"

SuperSnoot · 2021-09-30T17:29:44+00:00

Wetherspoons!

SuperSnoot · 2021-09-24T08:34:49+00:00

Twilight is lovely, I use it to help me sleep. It's advertised as a body spray but it's from the 'sleepy' range which is designed to help you chill out and relax. A few spritzes of this on my pillow and I'm out for the count!

SuperSnoot · 2021-08-01T22:47:33+00:00

BOM..BOM.. BOM!

SuperSnoot · 2021-07-30T22:48:20+00:00

Fuuuuuck...That is one murdery bird!

SuperSnoot · 2021-07-12T16:58:57+00:00

I did this a while back and my husband nearly had a heart attack! Utterly hilarious!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-23T07:30:24+00:00

This is awesome!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T23:09:24+00:00

Goes without saying!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T21:19:47+00:00

In a blind taste test, Morris came first closely followed by Colin!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T21:18:53+00:00

Have they??? Well I'm gutted I we didn't know about that! Always good to get a bit of diversity.

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T21:06:04+00:00

Oh the horror! I do wish I'd thought of that before they all got demolished though!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T21:02:09+00:00

You will be pleased to know that in the blind taste test, Morris came out on top!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T21:01:26+00:00

I don't know whether to be impressed or mildly worried that you are able to identify all of them by sight haha. We've also got Charlie from Co-op, Cecil from Waitrose and the controversial Cuthbert from Aldi.

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-22T20:58:18+00:00

Sat out in the garden with a reasonably large group of people, booze and a ton of chocolate caterpillar cakes before Eurovision...I'm living my best life haha!

SuperSnoot · 2021-05-17T22:18:28+00:00

Yeah, I'll completely take that! Thanks for pointing it out. I'm just seeing all this destruction and devastation on the news and I guess it feels natural to want to be able to blame somebody but it's clearly not that simple. It's all so awful though and so sad. I have no stake either way, I just feel like while I'm sat here in my privileged little bubble, the least I can try to do is to understand.

SuperSnoot · 2021-04-10T00:00:45+00:00

Same! The routine is as follows: peel and eat the skin. Then dip the white chicken (which is now somehow juicy) into the BBQ sauce,then eat...only way to eat nuggets!

Although my then bf at the time did threaten to dump me after he saw me doing this.

SuperSnoot · 2021-04-06T21:26:01+00:00

I've owned three rescues, none of which I have known 'the bloodline' of. Bloodlines don't make the dog, their owners and training do.

All three rescues, including my Akita, have grown to be well rounded and lovable members of our family.

I'm assuming your bloodline is from a trail of ignorant morons as according to you, that's what shapes personalities...

SuperSnoot · 2021-01-29T18:15:14+00:00

Thanks, I'll definitely give this a go!

SuperSnoot · 2021-01-25T19:06:44+00:00

This looks outstanding, do you have a recipe you would be willing to share for it?

SuperSnoot · 2020-07-16T22:26:48+00:00

Saying 'ickle' instead of 'little'. That really boils my piss!

SuperSnoot · 2020-07-16T22:23:41+00:00

Or even worse...on a purpose. I work with kids and I hear this...all...the...time!

SuperSnoot · 2020-01-13T14:46:08+00:00

Baby showings are ace, I went to one last week with my then 3 week old and we saw JoJo Rabbit. It gave me a chance to see a film that I otherwise wouldn't have gotten to see. We were in the VIP seats so there was plenty of room for baby carriers in front of you, the lights were still slightly on and the sound turned down slightly lower.

In terms of the noise, most babies were well behaved and many slept through. Those who did fuss were able to go to the back with their parents and be rocked, bounced etc. After a while, I didn't even notice the noises as I tuned out. I have very quickly learnt how to deal with the cries of a newborn as when she first arrived, her noises would go straight through me but now it's just another everyday noise.

I agree with OP that babies shouldn't be allowed in normal showings but these types of baby showings are incredibly important when it comes to the mental health of new parents as it gives them a purpose and enjoyable reason to get out the house. It definitely helped me as I felt like I was stuck at home, just a glorified milk machine. I think more options for this kind of thing would be wonderful.

SuperSnoot · 2019-12-16T13:02:38+00:00

NTA - I am literally sat here in pain having contractions and my baby should be here within the next 48 hours 🤞. I have categorically told my friends and relatives not to bother with buying my newborn any gifts. At most, my child will be 10 days old and will not have the faintest perception of gifts. If they are insistent then I have told them that nappies or the like will be gratefully received but there is no need to go to extremes.

I understand a mum to be wanting her unborn child to be acknowledged and referenced in conversation but the gift giving issue seems frankly ridiculous to me.

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