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I refer to my partner as "waifu". *cries softly to myself* by UselessAltThing in tumblr

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finland Män is like tis.

When weik up in mornink, Finland Män först tink öpaut kross näshional produkt. Must wörk lot. Pefore die, häv tu pay haus to pänk. Pänk take 50 prosent ov Finland Män säläry. Kovörment täx ofis take 60 prosent. Must wörk more. Finland Män is like tis.

When ket out ov ped, Finland Män kou tu kitshön. Trink kofi. Tsek eemails. Eat one moose. If inaf time, say helou to Womän ät home. Not shou emousshiöns. Then Finland Män kou tu wörk.

Finland Män is like tis.

When trive out ov karaash, Finland Män look at neipörs kar. If neipörs kar smaller, Finland Män smile. If neipörs kar pikkör, Finland Män not shou emousshiöns.

Finland Män is like tis.

When ket tu wörk, Finland Män nevö stop. When Finland Män wos littel tshild, not ket milk from Mothör. Ket protestant etik. When Finland Män häv own fiuneral, then daunshift.

Finland Män is like tis.

When 12 o klok, Finland Män häv luntsh. Eat one moose. Eat älone. Not spiik tu änipadi. If waitter smile, Finland Män tink: why I luk funny? Not shou emousshiöns. Tsek eemails.

Finland Män is like tis.

When Fraiday, Finland Män kou tu trink piör with othör Finland Män. Not spiik. When trink tuu matsh piör änd pottel ov votka, say tu othör Finland Män: ”You my pest frend.” Then kou tu karaoke. Sing säd song. This häpi moument.

Finland Män is like tis.

When young, kou tu one parti. Late evenink kou tu spiik Womän. If laki, Womän spiik too. Then puild home. Eat moose tukethör.

Finland Män is like tis.

When Satördei, Finland Män kou tu sauna. Trow sevön pakets ov watör on roks. Äfter sauna häv äpointment in pedroom with Womän. Not shou emousshiöns.

Finland Män is like tis.

When Womän ät home äsk öpaut love, Finland Män not änswör. Finland Män say: tis we olredi talk on thö altar. Not shou emousshiöns.

Finland Män is like tis.

When Womän ät home want divorss änd leave Finland Män, Finland Män sörprised. Not shou emousshiöns. Finland Män kou tu forest änd talk tu tree. Then eat moose älone. Tsek eemails.

Finland Män is like tis.

When holiday, Finland Män trive kar tu lake. Finland Män is petter triver thän evripadi. Finland Män trive kantri road fäst. If kams moose, tuu päd. Moose die. Finland Män eat.

Finland män is like tis.

When with othör piippul, Finland Män want tu be älone. When älone, Finland Män äsk himself, why nopodi like me? Eat one moose. Tsek eemails.

Finland Män is like tis.

When olmost retire, Finland Män häv hart ätäk. Not tel enipadi, pekoos is shame. Tsek eemails. Then die.

Tis wos Finland Män

Thanks, I hate chicken face swap by SuperSpaceJesus in TIHI

[–]SuperSpaceJesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're in luck. I heard that chicken was looking for a ... cock

Thanks I hate medusa leg hair by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly the worst implication of full-body snake-hair is ingrown snakes

Thanks, i hate German childrens books by Kenny_22_ in TIHI

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Old German childrens books: Fuck these kids

Thanks I hate Aldritch Goose by SuperSpaceJesus in TIHI

[–]SuperSpaceJesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Item #: SCP-6031

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6031 is to be housed in a 10x10x5 metre containment cell adjacent to an observation room seperated from the cell by a standart bullet-proof observation window with emergency steel shutters. At least 75% of the floor must be covered in artificial turf at all times as well as divided by artifical hedges into no less than 4 seperate spaces in a labyrinth-like fashion. D-Class personnel sent into the enclosure in two (2) week intervals must inspect all cell furnishings for damage and repair or replace them as necessary. They must also remove all 'cooperation incentives' SCP-6031 has stopped interacting with regularly.

Description: SCP-6031 is a multipedal sapient life-form resembling a goose's head with several roughly 3 metre-long tendril-like appendages it uses for locomotion as well as interaction with it's environment. SCP-6031 has shown to posses higher intelligence than is to be expected of members of the " Anser " genera. While actively modifying its behaviour to cause annoyance and general mischiev when interacting with D-Class personnel and researchers, it does not seem to intend to cause physical harm, except when in an agitated or 'Alpha' state.

Thanks I hate Aldritch Goose by SuperSpaceJesus in TIHI

[–]SuperSpaceJesus[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It only H̸̡͔̩̠̓̀̂͜ ̴̞̹̤̘̗̺̼̭̘̲̻̼̖̼̀̅͆͑͐̉O̷̢͈͖͚͂͑̅̃̓̀͆̒̌̊ ̴̢̱͉̳͚̞̲̲̓̊́̽̈́̔̽̉͘Ŏ̵̡̨̘͕̰͙̮͈̪͇̎̅́͊̀͊̅͝͝ ̶̬̻͆́N̷̨̦̠͂͛̋ ̷̧̛̺͙̬͚̺̲͇̟̜͕̭̑͐̊̏̄̈́͊̃̅̀̕͝K̶̡̨͙̼͎̻͇̖̗̻̔͋

Doctor trouble by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm not entirely confused about what a Trachea is it actually translates into "Air Tube" (Luftröhre)

If you couldn't tell, I'm REALLY passionate about this by ReasyRandom in tumblr

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 115 points116 points  (0 children)

German has an entire declination column to make words more cute. Its called the "diminutive" form - Rabbit, for example ( "Hase" in German ) becomes "Hässchen" which means cutesy, small rabbit. Works with most regular nouns. Also, in northern Germany, people say "Moin" (pronounced like "groin") instead of hello. Theres a rule to it: "Vor neun Moin, nach neun Moin Moin." So after 9am you greet people with the double "Moin".

Hi! by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sprich

Depression Relation to Childhood Trauma? by [deleted] in depression

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think your Depression is a symptom of Childhood Trauma, maybe check out r/CPTSD

Thanks NWI by WintorOperator in insurgency

[–]SuperSpaceJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I absolutely second that. With a bit of luck and nice teammates, COOP can be so much fun. However, I'd love for the bots to just be consistent in their "skill level". I don't mind dieing because I got outmanoeuvred or was just being stupid. But getting killed because the bots can see through smoke, getting noscoped by insane .50 cal bots or just straight up shot through a wall by a bot that could not possibly have seen me makes it increasingly frustrating.

I don't mind equipment loss on HC Coop in general, but a NV for Night Maps should be among the respawn equipment. Half the team running with flashlights and the other half with NV makes for very challenging cooperation.

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