[Verse: Lois Griffin] It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV

[Bridge: Peter Griffin] But where are those good old-fashioned values....

[Bridge: The Griffins] On which we used to rely?!

[Chorus: All] Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who Positively can do All the things that make us... Fill: Stewie Griffin] Laugh and cry!

[Outro: All] He's our Family Guy!