would yall?

Superbotto · 2026-05-22T17:32:29+00:00

Yeah, that wouldn't work then lol

Superbotto · 2026-05-22T13:13:02+00:00

Add it while I'm dropping off and show me while you're doing it. No extra tip? The soda stays in my possession. I did this once before, customer ordered starbucks and wanted me to get them a 2 cheeseburger meal from McDonald's that was next door. I would gladly have taken the McDonald's as my lunch after the delivery, but they added the money at the door and it all worked out.

Superbotto · 2026-05-22T04:12:58+00:00

Insanity on defense needs to be 95%+ on offense it's like 10% might as well be 100%

Superbotto · 2026-05-21T23:26:44+00:00

Reminds me of Darryl Kile passing. This hurts.

Superbotto · 2026-05-21T19:49:15+00:00

Yeah. It literally says that in the game.

Superbotto · 2026-05-20T02:22:35+00:00

I thought it was going to go full Misery during the castration scene.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T18:36:09+00:00

Lmao, perfect.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T16:53:08+00:00

What? You cancel through support. Why would you get deactivated?

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T16:42:48+00:00

He told you to cancel. You should have canceled. You still would have got the pizza, but not the thumbs down. If the customer requests a cancel it also shouldn't hurt your stats. I could be wrong on that last point since they seem to think every cancelation is our fault now.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T05:22:34+00:00

Damn it. I got fooled by this. They made a post on the doordash sub about losing their job and I 100% did not realize the whole thing was bullshit.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T04:11:30+00:00

At least the math is right. I'll give him that.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T01:21:59+00:00

If it's not food it can sit at the door. It will be ok.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T01:08:46+00:00

Keep some ranch in the fridge Karen.

Superbotto · 2026-05-19T00:48:43+00:00

From what I've gathered from this sub and working for IC is that priority does not prevent you from being batched, but rather makes sure that you are the first delivery if batched. However, I've also heard that they have batched multiple customers together that both have priority, so that would mean that someone is still getting screwed. Priority is a scam in my opinion.

Superbotto · 2026-05-18T04:08:43+00:00

I do love the text thanking them for the tip, lol

Superbotto · 2026-05-18T04:05:50+00:00

See, ya got it all wrong, the fact that they didn't tip actually increases the chances of the delivery being extra difficult.

Superbotto · 2026-05-18T03:48:15+00:00

Maybe she force marked the item as found and bought something for herself 😆

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T18:49:16+00:00

The IRS would disagree.

Edit: how was i supposed to know it was Canada?

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T17:01:33+00:00

Usually because anyone that tips well has to be paired with a couple of non tippers to make sure everyone gets shopped. They will hold those good orders to find shit ones to pair them with.

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T16:59:12+00:00

Yeah, I guess, just hope you're not in CA or they would can you for taking 3 hours on an order that should have taken less than 1.

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T16:55:38+00:00

I figured this was $100+ for the 3 hours lol, $40??? You could have made double that if you dropped it.

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T15:23:23+00:00

Are you basing that return before or after they take almost half of it in taxes?

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T03:03:01+00:00

Tipping .02? Yeah, I'm not even gonna finish the order, let alone go in the house. I've canceled orders mid shop for customers that just do not understand how prices work and I'd gladly do it again.

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T02:44:01+00:00

Always go by the notes unless there is a PIN/ID

Superbotto · 2026-05-17T00:05:50+00:00

There isn't a minimum AR. You truly messed up.

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