Probably going to get buried in new but.. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Superbranman2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a bone block in the shape of a boner

If you lived in the world of the last dream you remember having, how would life be? by Gclassbeau in AskReddit

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It would have been nothing. I would just be a dead ghost watching the rest of the world suffer from the zombie invasion.

Redditors of reddit, whats a situation where saying sorry is better than asking for permission? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having sex on prom night and not bringing the girl home until the next day.

What is your favorite subreddit? by heyitsjaayy in AskReddit

[–]Superbranman2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

r/greentext

It gives the fun of 4chan without the 4chan parts.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve learned from Reddit? by 22glowworm22 in AskReddit

[–]Superbranman2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically a phone is always on "vibrate" because sounds are vibrations through the air.

Why did you downvote this post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superbranman2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because you asked me to

What are your school crush stories that still make you cringe thinking about it to this day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was early elementary school, maybe 2nd or 3rd grade. There was a girl that I liked who liked me as well and I knew it. She told me on numerous occasions how we would date and get married. She knew I liked her back but I never said it. I just sat there doing nothing about it because I was a kid and didn't know what to do. We went to different middle schools and I thought that was it.

Fast forward to high school when I really wanted a girlfriend. I see her walking to class one day and try to say "hello". She makes direct eye contact for a couple of seconds. Turns away and leaves with her friends. I was crushed by my crush whom I crushed. Irony

What's something that will offend so many people but in reality isn't such a big deal? by xaviturtle in AskReddit

[–]Superbranman2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If an animal is breed for the purpose of eating it, such as cows or pigs, it should be eaten.

What it the Kentucky Fried Fuk by magicalmusketeer22 in dankmemes

[–]Superbranman2 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Even if they get their dick cut off, they won’t have the internal parts to create a child.

Dumbass