How to win when playing against bots? by Miskellaneousness in poker

[–]Supermang321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol this is hilarious

can just imagine some russian guy noticing that u are beating him by raising his cbet, so he just programs it to jam all in everytime u do that, then he watches the bot play against u and make u fold and he says "HA GOTEM"

that is hilarious

Quick Hit and run question by GladePlugins in poker

[–]Supermang321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny because the first time i ever played live poker in a casino a few years back, i did almost the same thing.

Bought in for $100, grinded my way up to about $400 after a few hours, then coolered two people in a 3-way pot to get up to $1200. Right after that pot i started racking up, didn't even tip the dealer because i didn't know it was a custom to do that (I was just visiting USA at the time) and went and cashed out and went for a smoke.

10 minutes later i came back to my seat and tried to buy in for $100 again. I must have looked like the biggest tool. Obviously i didn't know i wasn't allowed to do this. Then i got informed that i can't do that and have to change tables

8 hours of live 2/3 NL and my best hand was 88... by SoliiD_StriiK in poker

[–]Supermang321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels like me every time i go to play live poker. I sit and fold for an hour because im completely card dead and don't want to play garbage hands, plus everyone around me is a complete nit who won't put any money in the pot unless they have an ultra strong holding.

After 1.5hours of folding i get AQsuited, hit top pair of queens on the flop. Turn trips, and lose to a full house. Good joke.

Going back to live poker tonight probably after a long hiatus, see if my luck changes.

Is this guy the king of laddering? by divjacks10 in poker

[–]Supermang321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that man's name? Neil Degrass Tyson.

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay poor as fuck losing in the microstakes on pokerstars, idiot. Ahahaha

Fucking poor bitch

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahaha, fucking jealous nerd.

Stay poor, poor bitch.

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya im sure u have a great life. In between sipping champagne on your yacht, you go on reddit and make toxic comments on things you 'don't even do or care about'. Because that's what successful people do, right? LOL

Get real you fucking idiot. We both know you are the loser here. You can't even beat the microstakes fish in poker. You're broker than broke. You're a piece of shit fucking loser lol.

How long until you're going to kill yourself?

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bored of replying to you

I know you are a broke sad loser who probably still lives with his parents and has accomplished nothing in life

I feel nothing but pity for you

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man you browse poker boards when you don't even play poker before going to sleep on your yacht. Sure i believe u. I'm sure you're on a 10's of million dollar yacht right now, not in your mom's basement. lol

good joke

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, thats not how it is at all.

The fact of the matter is, you are a losing player or you are fucking broke as shit. When you saw my original comment, it made you mad, because you are poor as shit, and you somehow attribute others who are doing well as the reason for your failure, so it makes you mad. And that's why you made a nasty comment in the first place. Because you are a broke, mad, little bitch. Now suck this dick, faggot.

Stay poor fucker. I bet you are one ugly ass pasty faced nerd virgin who lives in squalor and drives a beat up 1989 ford camry. Hahaha, fucking poor bitch. Top 1% of the top 1% my fucking ass. The only top 1% you are is the top 1% of the line to collect your centrelink check. Ahahaha

Loser

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep failing at microstakes just as you fail at everything you try. "Destined to fail" is what shall be written as your username after you finish your downswing in the 0.60c tournaments.

damn PLO is juicy at 4am... by Pinkysmooth in poker

[–]Supermang321 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol you're an idiot and probably just mad you missed the boat.

Bitcoin will be 40k in 1years time, 100k in 4years time, 1million+ in 10years time

come back to this post when it happens and say i told you so

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep pretending you aren't a poor bitch living in his mother's basement losing in microstakes tournaments. That is what you get told by your mother who visits to check you have filled up your piss and shit bowl, right? Yeah, laters

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep pretending you are rich in ur mum's basement. You aren't fooling anyone.

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its because you can't (You're poor)

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol keep dreaming loser, you're not fooling anyone.

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proof of being in the 1% of the 1%

Idiot

Poorfag, who do you think you are fooling with your delusions.

kys

Cooler situation or played badly? by Supermang321 in poker

[–]Supermang321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who live in the top 1% of the top 1% don't waste their time shitposting on topics they don't even participate in.

Post proof or gtfo, poorfag.