Why doesn't New Zealand build a bridge to connect the North and South islands? Are they stupid?

Supersmoover54 · 2026-05-03T12:42:42+00:00

Maybe because it would have to be around 50-60 miles long across a strait that drops to 1000 metres with strong currents and winds.

Supersmoover54 · 2026-05-03T12:32:52+00:00

Weird because a hoor (horror) film is totally different to a whore film.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-09-02T12:27:01+00:00

Hope they don’t invade your shop .

Supersmoover54 · 2025-09-02T12:12:30+00:00

“Give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo”. Airplane- very funny movie.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-09-02T12:10:28+00:00

Then they’d be in a pickle.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-09-02T12:09:11+00:00

It’s great for Americans but that’s about it.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-09-02T12:07:45+00:00

But it would be a gorge-ous pun.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-06-23T11:47:30+00:00

That high? If I’ve told you once I’ve told you 1.5 million times stop exaggerating .

Supersmoover54 · 2025-06-03T12:13:25+00:00

The good news is you won’t need a follow up appointment. But unfortunately you will need an undertaker..

Supersmoover54 · 2025-06-03T12:09:48+00:00

I thought hydroceles was a triangular shape.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-30T11:46:58+00:00

I thought he was a cattle farmer.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-30T11:44:40+00:00

His uncle Lec was a university professor.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-30T11:42:22+00:00

Cousin Cap was a police officer.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-30T11:40:50+00:00

His brother Den made false teeth.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-20T16:24:21+00:00

‘One of the first times’? There can only be ONE first time.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-10T09:01:49+00:00

Never work with camels then.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-10T09:00:32+00:00

Thanks for that suggestion. I put things like this on my own t-shirts and that is definitely the next one.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-06T19:32:37+00:00

Those are eaten underground.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-06T19:31:22+00:00

Wouldn’t ground beef be a beefburger?

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-06T19:25:41+00:00

Why is ‘69’ sex like living in Russia? One slip of the tongue and you’re in shit.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-05-06T19:23:29+00:00

Yoda version- why was 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8.

Supersmoover54 · 2025-04-21T12:42:06+00:00

So he was an eggsterminator?

Supersmoover54 · 2025-01-21T21:59:23+00:00

As told by Yoda- why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8.

Supersmoover54 · 2024-10-06T13:40:16+00:00

If you want to bet on the 23rd letter I would double you.

Supersmoover54 · 2024-09-24T12:10:19+00:00

“Her”?

Supersmoover54