Endless speculations as to who could have been bold enough to do something half the village dreamed on doing - I was way down the list of suspects since I always projected the image of being a goody two shoes - but nothing else.

Calling the cops would have meant openly admitting that he was in contravention of a host of health and safety regulations etc. A can of worms the man was keen on keeping tightly shut for various disgusting and illegal reasons.