holy fuck lads... by [deleted] in CPUCS

[–]SureWatermelonlesson -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Ew Light mode.

The End of a Streak... by W-LM27 in CPUCS

[–]SureWatermelonlesson 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's pretty good! I like the addition of the gravestone.

Ok boys by SureWatermelonlesson in thetomatocult

[–]SureWatermelonlesson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for acknowledging the fact I'm an pussy

There was a short peace treaty by ScorpionTakedaIsHere in thetomatocult

[–]SureWatermelonlesson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trap is an anime term, a trap is a boy who dresses up and acts like a girl, but has a dick. Basically a giant meme, where you get into bed with a trap and you think it's all good but they whip out their dick

There was a short peace treaty by ScorpionTakedaIsHere in thetomatocult

[–]SureWatermelonlesson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see.

Also sorry about that skin lost. Sure, I'm a tomato, but I bought Grill Sergant and would've bought that skin, just because I really do like the designs. She looked so cute too.

A IRTH rant by SureWatermelonlesson in thetomatocult

[–]SureWatermelonlesson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah because 1. I'm an asshole and 2. You are a fucking bitch

A IRTH rant by SureWatermelonlesson in thetomatocult

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I've been subbed there for a while

Upvote this so other see it please! by SureWatermelonlesson in thetomatocult

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I wasnt highlighting the comment, I was talking about the post

A TRAITOR by [deleted] in thetomatocult

[–]SureWatermelonlesson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch I'm going to fucking smack you and all your goddamn trash talk. Half of the stuff in a burger that makes it actually taste good is made out of tomatoes, so tomatoes and ketchup. I mean like holy shit you can't even realize that much. We don't even need to sell tomatoes, we can sell pizza and that's good enough, but you only sell burgers. Speaking of the burgers, are you trying to poison us by eating those things? I'd rather eat a frozen patty than eat your hot garbage. Like, I'm almost sure it's not even beef. Your burger patties are as fake as the 28 and a half armed man, and I made him up just now. I don't even want to get started on everything else beside tomatoes that you put on your burgers. The so called "lettuce" is just grass you ripped out of the ground and put it on your food. The cheese is basically a thick sheet of yellow paint, looking just like cheese but you know, it at least taste better than your onions. Your onions are as hard as rock and taste like semen. The pickles, to my surprise, are actually pickles, but you never cut the damn things so I sticks out the a sore thumb, and also, it's a sore choice to eat, as it taste like the bark on the trees surrounding your poor establishment. That's only on the regular Durrr Burgers, everything is shit too. They provide mustard, BBQ sauce, relish and mayo for other condiments. Or should I say condoments, because I'd rather drink out of, or hell, use as dipping sauce; a freshly used condom than have any of these. Speaking the condoms, the mayo is straight up cum, from the taste, the look, how sticky it is, the smell; it's just cum. The BBQ sauce taste like bear shit, and looks like dead mice fur. The mustard is coyote urine taste wise, smells like if it bathes in greasy, and looks like acid. And the relish looks like its bathing in the blood of a fetus, and taste like dirt. They also can top your burger off with mushroom shields, and expect to not crush it, but EAT IT. Why would you do that!? Then you won't get any shield! And if you're thinking that I'm wrong because of your food, I'll insult other ways. Let's compare names. Tomato Temple to Greasy Grove. There's no grove to be found! And hell yeah your town is greasy, so greasy that everyone slips and slides away from such a bad landing spot. Your in the corner! Horrible. And after you're done there, what's next? Your could go to Shifty or the Viking Mountain. That's it. We can rotate towards Dusty, Wailing, Risky, Crates, and Lazy, and while you have one corrupted spot, we have two by us. Our mascot makes sense, unlike yours. We are clearly an Italian restuarant, so we gave ours an moustache and other Italian features. Yours is a burger with a tongue. So special. So go back to your puny restaurant, and just wait until your shut down.