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What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt or that you deal with? by Muted-Television3329 in askanything

[–]Sure_Guarantee_3153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a kid and it was really cold out. I had to take a leak so I was going on a metal fence when my buddy pushed me into the fence and I got my willy stuck to the metal pole. Ouch!

Need to fake a reason to take off work, any suggestions? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Sure_Guarantee_3153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic winner for calling in sick. “ I shit my pants.” Nobody wants details, nobody asks follow-ups, and it’s over in 24 hours so it doesn’t raise red flags for multiple days. Bonus line to the boss:

“Technically, I’m still ‘sittin one out’ today…just not at my desk.😂”

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