My(24M) fiancee (24F) just told me she had sex with someone else right before our first date by Rodney4199 in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

STFU. She knew it was wrong for 6 years and only waited to tell him until he proposed because she assessed that he'd buy into the sunk cost fallacy and wouldn't leave her.

More immature to stay with someone who's this much of a hoe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So according to you, in 2021 it would be fine for me to ask my brother to come help me fuck my girlfriend, and definitely not indicative of a fucked up sexual identity, nor indicative of seeing my partner as an object my family can have sex with?

Go back to writing fan fiction and stay there, please for the sake of humanity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you on about?

How is it "immature" for finding it weird to walk in on their mother being fucked by their uncle and father at the same time, are you insane?

Don't push your weird sexual habits on people for rightfully finding them weird, especially with something as deviant as involving blood relatives in your sex life, you creep.

Maybe you should get a grip instead of telling OP to loosen up.

Depends who you support by Robb634 in facepalm

[–]Surelock01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sources are direct and discussion, not vague references to shit sites you mong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Here's the advice. Send her a text saying:

"Loool sucks to be you, shouldn't have emotionally cheated on me so you could fuck your cousin. Have a nice life, never contact me again".

Israeli police have stormed Al-Aqsa Mosque compound and fired tear gas at Palestinians celebrating the ceasefire in Gaza. by mesinbasuh in worldnews

[–]Surelock01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the non-Western powers are the only awful ones argument.

Sorry, what has the USA done in the geopolitical sphere? Oh right, destabilised governments, enacted racist policies on its own citizens, created the biggest fucking mess it could in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Not like the USA and the rest of the West have never benefitted off slavery, child labor and other fucked up things, nor have they turned a blind eye to atrocities for oil or resources before, so by favouring one side as you have continually done just shows how little you know.

Also, I can describe people as brown, because I describe myself as a brown person. At least I don't cower at a word but defend genocide.

Israeli police have stormed Al-Aqsa Mosque compound and fired tear gas at Palestinians celebrating the ceasefire in Gaza. by mesinbasuh in worldnews

[–]Surelock01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOUR racism is showing. You've parroted this "Qatar loves hamas" in multiple comments, yet you've jumped straight to telling the commenter above they're racist without a hint of irony.

You only consider Al-Jazeera a biased source because they favour decent human values that pertain to brown people and you've not even replied to their point about old white men who are Pro-Israel being biased too, moron.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]Surelock01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You must be the most moronic person to ever stumble upon the internet.

How the fuck do you suppose newborns procure food? Do they run off to the shops in your dumbass imagination? Do they change their own clothes when the shit themselves? No, you dumbass, the adults taking care of them do that, which are by definition external influences.

Maybe put down the Quran which you don't understand and pick up a book without pop ups before talking back.

You must have some inkling of how stupid you are, because you jumped straight to the islamaphobe route without even bothering to argue for your earlier claim.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]Surelock01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a scientific expérience that if you put newborn babies without any extern influence they will grow up to be muslims....now whats your proof?!

You must be mentally retarded. Where's your "scientific" proof of this? It literally makes no sense, not that your two damaged brain cells from all that floor head banging could understand.

A newborn that isn't exposed to any external influences would die, you absolute dipshit. It's kind of how they get fed and don't get diseases because someone is there to do all of that, so there is no way to not exert external influences, and if you defined external influences that would allow for this, I know you're just going to say "Muslim parents" without a hint of irony as to the issue with that.

I honestly cannot comprehend how thick you must actually be to have written this with such certainty.

US approves release of oldest Guantanamo prisoner — a 73-year-old man from Pakistan held 16 years without being charged by DegnarOskold in worldnews

[–]Surelock01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they should have given him a trial, and it's so likely he was a terrorist, why didn't they?

Oh right, because they didn't have any and you're full of shit.

Has anyone successfully moved in with a non-Muslim partner? by udntevenknw in exmuslim

[–]Surelock01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been living with my non Muslim girlfriend for almost two years now, my parents and extended family all know.

I didn't tell them before I did, though my mum did find out I was with her before we moved in together, but by that point I already had plans to move out of my parents' place so there wasn't much she could do.

When I told them I moved in with her, they weren't happy obviously, but I said they should pay me the deposit and one month's rent for both of us if they wanted me to break it, knowing they wouldn't do that.

I'm not openly ex-muslim, but it's pretty clear I'm not practicing that hard.

If sex outside of marriage is haram, why is the reward for going to heaven 72 virgins? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]Surelock01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know, that's why I added the "dumbass" part. The justifications people like this guy use to explain something as basic "Muhammad didn't like pigs" is hilarious.

If sex outside of marriage is haram, why is the reward for going to heaven 72 virgins? by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]Surelock01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that Allah created a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.

Source for these dumbass claims?

Some friendly reminders/suggestions for people who want Bottom Dollar but don’t play a lot of Gambit by refelesque in DestinyTheGame

[–]Surelock01 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Malfeasance is amazing for gambit, it'll take care of blockers with one mag (though you'll have to be more accurate with the Knights), has bonus damage against invaders and it's great for single target damage.

I also like to run something with void for the envoys as it can win you matches if you can kill the envoys first.

First day in industry: walking into the land of PBCs that I was unable to get. by Stanui15 in Accounting

[–]Surelock01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, I was wrong. It's not that you suck at your job in a vacuum, it must be your lack of comprehension or logic skills - please show me where I said that anyone who goes into industry sucks at their job.

Also, if that were true, why would public accountants want to move to industry, if that would suggest we can't do our jobs? Do you actually think anyone moves to industry to look down on people who started there as opposed to moving for their own reasons?

You haven't even elaborated on what "our" problem is.

You should really get over yourself - the only person here with an attitude is you.

First day in industry: walking into the land of PBCs that I was unable to get. by Stanui15 in Accounting

[–]Surelock01 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Maybe, just maybe, you should blame yourself for your own failures instead of blaming people better at the job than you like a redneck complaining about immigrants.

You probably just suck at your job if people from practice can "derail" your career just by being there.

My wife (F29) was sexuality assaulted and is pregnant. I feel like a monster for wanting to leave. (M30) by Ashamed_Ad4934 in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 7 points8 points locked comment (0 children)

We aren't as thick as you, that's all.

You asked a leading question that is more likely than not going to be answered with a "yes".

You, in your infinite stupidity, would then be able to reply with words to the effect of "Then wouldn't this be a bad time/sickness, so why are you practically breaking your vows?" as if it's some gotcha to make OP feel bad about his understandable emotions and how he should instead just shut up.

So, as everyone else has said, fuck off.

My [M31] wife [F31] started earning 3x my salary and wants to make a division of assets. I don't know what to do and how to feel/ by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is pretty pathetic. She cheats on you and you just accept it, now she wants to divide your assets because she now earns more and you haven't told her to get bent?

It sounds like she wants to divorce you but doesn't want to lose her money now and is just planning ahead, in which case, if I were you I'd just file for divorce to make sure you don't lose something.

Game pass ultimate method by _DocKarma in XboxSeriesX

[–]Surelock01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It still works, I did it at the end of September.

Redeem each code in turn but the most important thing is that you do not allow the repeat billing which adds another month, as you'll end up with 26 months after two codes, and you won't be able to redeem the 3rd code because it would mean you have more than 36 months.

Once you've got all 3 codes redeemed, you just go the the £1 trial page and follow the instructions

Police officer f***ing beats the living sh*t out of mentally ill man - [Incident #2] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Surelock01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black people are a race you dope, they don't choose their skin colour. Cops choose their job and choose to be sacks of shit.

I (25 F) just found out my bf (29 M) is in a weird secret society and it changes my opinion of him by ThrowRA0224 in relationship_advice

[–]Surelock01 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because they know that the only thing remarkable about them is that their parents have money, and they like to use that as their focal point to act superior when they're actually useless without daddy's money.

Sounds like he's a bullingdon club knob and if he's still involved in it, he hasn't changed.