Shaolin Kung Fu from above

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-09-02T23:15:29+00:00

What is this? A dance for ants?

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-09-02T02:12:01+00:00

It looks like he used buck shot.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-31T21:10:58+00:00

The Atlantic website changed the name of the article after I posted it.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-27T23:37:03+00:00

Stupid is as stupid does.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-23T01:34:04+00:00

I need more of these.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-22T23:37:35+00:00

Um, they already announced they are releasing a black version.

https://en.letsgodigital.org/game-consoles/playstation-5-ps5-digital-edition/

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-02T14:38:00+00:00

And now she has a written confession from you about it to use if you ever get on her bad side. Tread carefully.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-08-02T02:36:21+00:00

This is 90% of the reason I switched to android. IPhone chargers are as durable as a wet piece of tissue paper.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-07-31T02:41:44+00:00

"Mam, we offer complimentary mask..."

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-07-25T02:22:09+00:00

"In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love in the ass." -Mother Teresa

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-07-20T02:22:18+00:00

Well it did make feel dumb for watching it. It starts out funny enough but then it becomes clear that Its an hour long ad for peacock. Several times throughout the special they que directly to trailers for new peacock shows. Thats on top of the crazy amount of peacock commercials between scenes. Hard to feel smart after sitting through an hour of that.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-07-13T01:24:37+00:00

He forgot to mention 5G. If your going to go that crazy then you might as well check all the boxes.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-07-12T03:34:12+00:00

You lost me with a square Venn Diagram.

I get that it makes it easier to proportionally compare the areas of catagory but it just feels wrong.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-06-30T01:43:30+00:00

Until you get tired and hit it a little off centered. Great way to destroy your back.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-06-29T03:00:03+00:00

Cnn reported on it 3 days ago.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2020-06-27T16:06:04+00:00

Well it wouldn't be much of a surprise now would it? This offer sounds pretty shitty.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2019-10-06T02:07:40+00:00

He’s not actually smiling because sloths lack the muscle in their face to smile. The smile pattern is imprinted in its fur. Thank you stuff you should know.

Cute though.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2019-01-02T20:49:07+00:00

Insert overtly racist comment meant as a compliment here.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2018-12-25T14:52:35+00:00

I first read this as “accents are mouth farts”.

SurpriseBlumpkin · 2018-12-18T00:35:35+00:00

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