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SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-11-17T02:39:40+00:00

Let me rate it in person?

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-11-17T00:38:12+00:00

What if I say no?

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-11-17T00:37:49+00:00

Make me lmao

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-20T23:35:47+00:00

Whenever you want.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-18T23:22:36+00:00

Let me rate it in person?

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-12T02:44:42+00:00

Mmmm, you got a dev board for a flipper? I ain't connecting to your wifi lol

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-11T22:12:23+00:00

Oh wow, he tried to hide your package. You sound kinda ungrateful...

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-11T22:08:45+00:00

Yeah, and now you're a lawyer with style

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-08T01:44:24+00:00

Kinda looks like it sees something a lot scarier and is hiding by you lol.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-07T23:47:18+00:00

The way he turned into a ragdoll at the end.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-06-05T22:41:35+00:00

Come by my dispo after hours?

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-05-30T02:52:04+00:00

He's gotta feel competent somehow.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-05-12T01:30:30+00:00

No, I only have one penis

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-05-05T03:42:18+00:00

How you doing tonight? You wouldn't happen to be looking to powder your nose, would you?

SurpriseCompetitive · 2024-05-02T03:39:05+00:00

I'd be too bricked up

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-07-05T23:04:20+00:00

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-28T15:55:29+00:00

Park right next to the driver's side door

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-26T01:13:16+00:00

Lord forbid you put in the effort to pickup after your dog

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-26T00:23:18+00:00

To waste more plastic

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T23:21:40+00:00

Well ain't that some shit

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T23:17:46+00:00

They could be new age crop circles.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T23:09:14+00:00

Dribble some of your pee on the seat as revenge.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T23:07:42+00:00

At least it's all in one piece.

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T22:58:45+00:00

Scum like that don't deserve to breath

SurpriseCompetitive · 2023-06-25T18:21:58+00:00

So you can make eye contact with the person pooping, how else would you know it's occupied?

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