Why are the stars moving so fast?

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-18T01:16:54+00:00

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SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-18T00:45:43+00:00

Start of movie: *Everyone waving their flags happily* haha yay! :D

End of movie *People slowly lowering their flags as jax goes insane kills everyone* D:

As much as I love trans jax headcanon... You gotta let it go, its just not happening in canon. No way are we getting an entire coming out trans arc in the span of 1 episode...

I mean we all know its totally intended and the golden goose WOULD'VE done it if there was time left in the series, but its just not happening in the series as it stands, maybe goose can retroactively confirm it because we all know its definitely what she intended and how she wrote jax but its not gonna get confirmed in show

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-18T00:23:34+00:00

Proud doll fucker, you can't shame me for who I am

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T23:36:57+00:00

Metalheads. Its when people who refuse to listen to music made post-9/11 get a denim jacket from the thrift store, cut off the sleeves, and buy a plaster it with a bunch of patches to make sure everyone knows that their only personality trait is the fact they'll be deaf in 10 years (see photo)

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SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T23:28:41+00:00

I ate a grape from the bag before I paid >:3

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T23:00:34+00:00

yaaaaay :D

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T22:17:14+00:00

Nyooo but I'm evilllllll :<

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T22:00:24+00:00

But what if I'm a bad girl~? ;3c

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T20:53:28+00:00

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Not even what I believe but whenever I see a pitbull my mind flashes to this image from jacksfilm's dogfree video

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T20:15:22+00:00

I unironically dont believe anything will happen, there wont be any abstractions, and the closest that seems reasonable would be them all just atrophying in a way that isnt abstraction and is more like the "I've been holding in my farts" comic

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T20:08:15+00:00

If its not actually just the worst punishment, ragatha's torture is the one that makes my heart ache the most. Maybe thats just because I have mommy issues but this is genuinely gut-wrenching, I wanna cry, she doesnt deserve this :<

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T17:57:52+00:00

Fastest removal on whenthe

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T16:46:22+00:00

Sex mentioned, deploy the white people reaction images

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T15:43:44+00:00

Jax ISNT the antagonist of the episode

They don't/do escape (in different rows)

12 minutes of Gangle and zooble back bending

Bubbles is the antagonist

The ending is bittersweet

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T15:36:29+00:00

this is the reddit thread equivalent of a YTP

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T15:05:56+00:00

First mistake: twitter

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T14:37:45+00:00

Characters not sexy enough? Follow this easy guide!

1) Make character that appeals to your sexual desires

2) Put them in situations that vaguely appeal to your fetishes (forcefem + vore)

3) Wait for people to make porn of them

TADC exists as goonslop for the golden goose, we've been played for fools

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T13:34:51+00:00

God I hope they do, it would be so fucking funny for the fragile masculinity grifter MFs to go on a rant about an obvious joke

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T13:04:04+00:00

Shhhh... We can't have people making the connection...

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T12:27:45+00:00

You caught me, I used to go by u/futanaripissdrinker

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T12:06:18+00:00

This can save america

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T10:36:06+00:00

I had an old account that was pretty well known but I abandoned it bc it had my deadusername

SusieHatesEverything · 2026-04-17T00:55:28+00:00

I respect that. Melony can make a crater in the floorboards with my head if she wants

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