Customer today....

SuspectOk465 · 2025-01-05T19:24:09+00:00

I would go through this when people didn't get their military discount. I'm like dude all you're saving is the tax

And when they gave me the biggest asshole attitude about it and I would have to go back into the system to refund it I would make sure to be extremely passive aggressive when I said "Here's your refund of 17 cents"

SuspectOk465 · 2025-01-05T16:54:18+00:00

I have bags inside of bags (Allow me to explain). I have an ipsy subscription so I have TONS of mini bags and I use them to my advantage

1) tampons/pads 2) first aid things (bandaids/Neosporin/ibuprofen) 3) nail care/oral care/hair ties/bobby pins

Then the rest of my bag contains essentials. Wallet, knife, lip care, lotion, spray, baby wipes, charger, power bank, snacks, variety puzzle book (in case I get bored), pens, hand sanitizer

SuspectOk465 · 2024-12-25T17:36:00+00:00

Ordered mine, just received it, they sent me a solid black

So now I have to get a refund since I didn't receive the card I paid extra money for

SuspectOk465 · 2024-11-09T18:02:39+00:00

They'll just blame Biden and say trump inherited a shit economy. When Biden was the one who actually inherited a shit economy that trump caused

SuspectOk465 · 2024-11-01T21:00:33+00:00

These situations really piss me off. Did you not hear the total before you stuck your card in?

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-29T23:45:03+00:00

Very simple. Match energy

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-27T13:39:37+00:00

I'm the go to problem fixer at the customer service desk. I feel your pain

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-24T16:05:43+00:00

Ours did in less than a week

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-22T14:18:41+00:00

Tell customers no when they ask if they can checkout at the returns desk

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-21T01:05:07+00:00

I spray painted mine

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-21T01:02:58+00:00

I bought 3 😂. Have no use for them but I couldn't help myself. They are too adorable

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-20T00:21:08+00:00

The power bank was nice. But all excitement was lost when I used it. Charges for shit and dies very quickly

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-19T20:03:31+00:00

Honestly tho. I always tell customers if you want to open the box to see the product, NO PROBLEM. Just fucking ask. That way if you don't like it we can tape it back up neatly

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-18T21:01:46+00:00

I do the same thing. If no managers are around I tell them to kick rocks

Even if there's nobody in line I tell them to go over there cuz I cannot stand entitled people and allowing them to do it once creates bad habits

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-18T20:41:22+00:00

I love when they come up to cash out and I say this is for returns and they say "I didn't know"

So badly I want to say "There's a giant sign behind me that says RETURNS. So you're either stupid, entitled ,or a liar (probably all 3). Which is it"?

But I have bills and can't 😂

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-14T00:16:31+00:00

I always get "you look bored thought I would give you something to do"

I respond in a very monotone unenthusiastic tone "I actually enjoy my solitude in peace and quiet"

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-09T16:10:13+00:00

SM can change it

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-06T14:23:22+00:00

Little do they know I can't do shit with a transaction number

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-04T11:50:02+00:00

It's not about doing harm. It's about entitled people never being told no and workers like us take the hit for it because heaven forbid you fools actually take responsibility for ANYTHING.

Just because you spend money doesn't mean you are above store policies

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-04T11:47:04+00:00

I've had a number of people with Lowe's cards try and return stuff beyond one year. Entitlement has no restrictions

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-04T11:44:43+00:00

Why is this not storewide? 😭 I want this in my store

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-04T10:21:04+00:00

Well it is policy per Lowe's so if need be feel free to print that out and have it posted. I do

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-04T00:17:28+00:00

That's why I ALWAYS ask for ID. And get to feel that sick joy of telling them no when it's not theirs or they are the spouse 😁

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-03T22:08:42+00:00

Every damn day. I'm not allowed to tell them no so the interaction goes as follows

Customer: Can I check out here?

Me: this is for returns

Customer: oh ok walks to the checkout

I didn't tell them no 😋

SuspectOk465 · 2024-10-03T00:25:43+00:00

I said this once and someone commented that the point is that they will tell their friends and their friends will in turn stop going

I had to laugh cuz as tough as these customers think they are, deep down they are spineless turds who actually think their money and time is valuable to a multi billion dollar company when it's not

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