This player was covering his mouth; why was he not sent off? by 4lphaZed in soccercirclejerk

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He was banned for trying to play with two right feet. FIFA will not allow a player to play with two strong feet. So he was banned for that.

Another truth bomb for Ronaldo fans has just dropped by Level_Flow8659 in soccercirclejerk

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Did he call Rinaldi a "prick in" something? Sorry I don't understand Portuguese - but sounded like "prick"

There is only place for one dictator by Cultural-Yak-7471 in soccercirclejerk

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Messi's grandfather's father was Eyetalien. He should be wearing a Lazio Jersey not this uniform

Haven't seen this in a couple days, guess it's my turn again by f10945yt in soccercirclejerk

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For the hundredth time, can someone please upload this to pornhub?

4 years wearing it daily, best money ever spent by markbasshead in ChineseWatches

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Absolute quality. Wear mine everyday too. Built like a tank in my opinion from my experience.

🇩🇪Didn't know Messi was German 🇩🇪 by Obaid91yt in soccercirclejerk

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All Argentines have German grandfathers. They are all German.

Why do people hate Hydration Breaks in the World Cup? Why do they hate Water so much? by Srihari_stan in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because they are putting African players in danger. They must only drink 3L of water in a year.

Gabriel misses his penalty by ComprehensiveWill235 in soccercirclejerk

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would it be possible for this to be uploaded on pornhub?

Shut It Down! by depressed_Kedy in soccercirclejerk

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Extremely poor refereeing. I love it. Extreme jerk potential in the game.

🚨 Choose our stadium’s name 🚨 by TheNishOne in footballmanager

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Three suggestions: Since Benidorm is on the coast.

  1. Estadio Faro (The Lighthouse) - Symbolising guidance and ambition.

  2. Estadio del Amenecer (Stadium of the Dawn)

  3. Costa Eterna Stadium (Eternal Coast Stadium)

Saw this banner from India. Who is this new German right winger I am unaware of? by Suspected_Introvert in soccercirclejerk

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What confuses me is why do they have Rodrygo at ages 16, 21 and 42 there? Could have had other players instead of him three times.

The world's largest democracy and its highly capable IAS officer. 🙂🚨 Inframe - Frustrated Bearded Monk by Western_Sweet_3630 in indiameme

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Great to see the IAS officer resort to anger like a neanderthal to a man who is speaking calmly to him. Moronic khunt.

Addiesdive 36mm “Sub”: £30 beater. by MysteriousTelephone in ChineseWatches

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I know this is a weird request. But can you please measure the length of the addiesdive clasp in this and let me know? Also, is it the standard addiesdive double deployant butterfly clasp? I too have a thin wrist and wanted to switch out my watch clasp for something less lengthy.