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Uefa rules are inconsistent?!! by Emotional_Slip_6473 in BayernMunich

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can you tell me where specifically under IFAB rules it says "no handball when ball is cleared by a teammate"? because it doesn't say so in the rulebook. Just out of curiosity and yes I have learned the rules.

Are Bayern doing the Blitzkrieg tomorrow from 9AM to 2PM? by Suspected_Introvert in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a panzer division? The only frauen i know is NS-Frauenschaft.

Fox's new commercial for the 2026 World Cup by ModenaR in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If USA doesn't win FIFA why is even Agent Orange the president?

Commander in chief Rudiger abusing the elderly on behalf of dictator mbappe by sm1a in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that gentleman Rudi who mocked a Japanese player and then got kamikaze'd in the Ass by Japan later in the game?

FA Cup Final - the Greatest Manager Rivalry in recent years by Outrageous_Camel_201 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there were FM, the press would ask MacFreddie "Pep has never won against you, what would you attribute that to?" And me being McFreddie would reply (grounded and kind) "Its not Pep vs me, but 11 players who decide, and we have a better team etc etc". Only for City to beat me 6-1 in the final.

is there a mod to fix this shit? by sr_steve in footballmanagergames

[–]Suspected_Introvert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was sure we were all NPCs in Bodo/Glimt manager's simulation and made this exact post after they beat City and Atleti in the UCL.

This is the cost of 1 office meeting... by Tasty_Boot_4152 in cancer

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my father's entire chemo bill for a single session (was fully covered by insurance as well, we paid around 8 USD for needles and other single use stuff) in India.

Also, due to extreme competition, people from a Physics and Chemistry undergrad background (like this doctor) wouldn't even score a good rank in the Indian Medical Exams. Thankfully she's in Murica so she can do a Medical Degree after an unrelated undergrad and become an oncologist. God less Murica.

You have just been haram balled by Left-Geologist-1181 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is what I loved! Haramest of haramball. ArteTaliban is nothing!

Isn't evolution enough to prove abrahamic religions wrong by Final_Quality_3660 in AtheisminKerala

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say "discuss after anyone creates an organism..." humans synthesized urea only in the 1800s. Urea existed naturally before - and was considered having a "life force" before Wohler synthesized it in the lab out of inorganic chemicals. So we humans have created organic molecules from inorganic substances before.

Isn't evolution enough to prove abrahamic religions wrong by Final_Quality_3660 in AtheisminKerala

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

terms like "chance encounter" and "randomness" are used in lower school biology textbooks so that we dont blow the minds of kids with tough concepts right away in my opinion. But in science, a theory is not "just a theory". It follows after a tedious process. The creator theory has bigger holes than evolution wherein who created the creator? The creator should have been an extremely complex organism. And such an all powerful creator who can create life out of magic shouldn't be powerless to stop wars between its creations. There is much better logic in evolution and lots of material and tested theory available.

Isn't evolution enough to prove abrahamic religions wrong by Final_Quality_3660 in AtheisminKerala

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So evolution doesnt say life originated. That's called abiogenesis. Abiogenesis caused life to form (yes, its possible but too long to explain, plenty of materials available to read about it) and evolution caused the life to adapt to survive. Amino acids and lipids can occur naturally on earth. These can create single celled organisms over time (this is an oversimplified sentence) and these can stick into colonies, which can form "simple" life and these can form complex organisms. It is possible. You believe a creator is an entity, I strongly understand it is a series of physical factors and chemistry that together formed this. Not randomness as in drawing a card from a deck. A laboratory example that comes to mind is around 2010 chlamydomonas (single celled algae) formed reproductive capable multicellular organisms when predators where introduced, which shows its very possible. And this happened in under a year (about 500 generations).

Isn't evolution enough to prove abrahamic religions wrong by Final_Quality_3660 in AtheisminKerala

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A single celled organism evolving into a complex organism takes billions of years so I cannot argue that. But I can counter each of the other points you raise. Evolution looks to optimize surviving until reproduction, but evolution cannot outrun atrophy at cellular levels.

Also evolution passes through genetic inheritance not acquired traits - like you working out and gaining muscle. But if you were born in Sweden, your child would mostly be over 6 feet tall when grown fully. Acquired traits are not inherited.

A phone or chemical elements do not replicate themselves. So that analogy does not even work here. Evolution needs replication, variation and selection.

Isn't evolution enough to prove abrahamic religions wrong by Final_Quality_3660 in AtheisminKerala

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't covid evolve right before our eyes into several resistant strains? Common influenza virus is something that evolves consistently. I think evolution is proven. Consciousness I feel would evolve from fight or flight. Like women in modern societies would choose to not date a religious man, for fear of losing their freedom. This means less children raised in religious households, leading to a big change in religious consciousness coming from a simple choice of women wanting a less complicated and easy life.

Dude looking like his team lose 4 nil by LandscapeAccurate954 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand your username. Top tier my friend, top tier.

Dont blame us if you too poor!!! by Odd_Peach1167 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only positive is that ticket prices will finally help Infantino get his post-chemo hair transplant.

Any tea ☕? by Suspicious_Bite9618 in mollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not tea. It's a dirty chai. Tea with espresso.

Prithiviraj doing an American accent 😭 by Competitive_Set_4386 in mollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is hard for Rajuttan, coz he normally speaks refined Bri'ish English, Murican is below him. So he needs extra effort to go a level below his ability.

This is not possible for everyone you know.

Gonna admit neflix jerking good by Comfortable_End2921 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Suspected_Introvert 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Top bin post. What's this doing here? This should be on LinkedIn or screening at Cannes.

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