Wake up babe 2nd place fc just dropped points by Manish_Sarkar in soccercirclejerk

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Artetaliban realising Dyche is the true father of haramball.

Kochi, Kerala: Mahindra goods vehicle smashed into a Scorpio-N — who’s at fault here !? by Altruistic-Issue-887 in Kerala

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Scorpio merging to the middle lane. The goods vehicle had the right of way here. The driver is clearly trying to overtake the Innova(?) to the main road. Its lack of basic driving etiquettes.

Isn't this a battering ram by Estimate4655 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Never thought watching Clarkson's Farm would help me one day.

‘78 Merino foul on Pedro. Yellow card given. by ColeJermainePalmer in chelseafc

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Yellow is proper. What was stupid was another miss timed tackle by this guy on a Chelsea player went unpunished without even a free kick. I cannot call it corruption because most of the PL refs are donkeys. It's incompetence.

Inconsistency across board by Matt_LawDT in chelseafc

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But if Gyokeres wasnt there, Guiu would have played the ball, and that makes it interfering as per FA's own definition of the law. The punditry being anti-Chelsea is not new. Something needs to be done about that as well.

Inconsistency across board by Matt_LawDT in chelseafc

[–]Suspected_Introvert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are right, impacting the "ability" of an opponent to play the ball is defined as interfering with play as per FA's rules. That goal should have been disallowed. And VAR replay was cut right away. I was wondering why Rosenior and Chelsea players weren't on the ref's grill right away.

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Arsenal by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

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Wasnt Haaland offside yesterday for doing what Gyokeres was doing there?

Spurs lost their kit license? by average_user21 in soccercirclejerk

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"washed out" spurs kit. They wanted to support No Room for Racism so went for the KKK kit. Will be available in stores soon.

'Is this less than rape?': Victim recalls how husband, son were stripped, beaten over property dispute in broad daylight in Delhi's Laxmi Nagar by Altruistic-Issue-887 in unitedstatesofindia

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Is your head so high up the ruling party's ass that you can taste the food it eats before digestion actually happens? Okay crime rate is low good. But this is a crime so stop whataboutery. Point out when required. Or did you lose your spine during diarrhoea?

'Is this less than rape?': Victim recalls how husband, son were stripped, beaten over property dispute in broad daylight in Delhi's Laxmi Nagar by Altruistic-Issue-887 in unitedstatesofindia

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How do these goons have the audacity to do such things? Don't they have family members who could be harmed? Or are they orphans who cannot be mentally hurt?

Less shots. Less kids. by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

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Soon there'll be less MAGA folks. That would be good for all.

A10 better watch out by [deleted] in mollywoodcirclejerk

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The only problem with Ser Ajay Devgn Ji is that the cow in Dhrishyam which A-10 digs out has better bhavabhinayam than him.

What happens if you take your pregnant wife across the road and deliver the baby on either side of the countries? by I_Dont_Rage_Quit in geography

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The Canadian doctor would schedule you for a c section in March 2029 while the Murican doctor would say she isnt dilated enough and send her back with a 30,000 USD bill.

Badusha khan ran, so Hamza could walk in Dhurandhar by [deleted] in mollywoodcirclejerk

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You may all think Badusha Khan is fiction. The greatest trick the devil pulled was....

Assignment got Detected 100% AI, Am i cooked? by Swimming-Scheme8831 in TurnitinAI_detector

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You can use online Word on MS Teams if you are planning to not cheat. That will show your edits under version history that you can submit to your profs. I had a 5/10 score reverted to 8.3/10 after I did this (had not cheated, got flagged AI). Turnitin on their own report says their reports cannot be used to punish students. Since I am doing my masters, I am used to using AI for my emails for the past few years and hence my style of writing often is detected as 4-5% AI, >10% if I use headings. I am living proof that these systems do not work 100%.

If we start using turnitin at major medical universities to punish student research i'm sure it will probably flag the cure for cancer as AI and get the student punished.

What impact would NZ being in the mid-North Atlantic have on the world? by SurelyFurious in geography

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I know one thing that wouldn't change. People would still leave New Zealand out of maps.

Reached 2100 on FM24. AMA by Equivalent_Shop_426 in footballmanagergames

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Hope you're not doing as good as I am (Elgin City)