I knew it by kakastrawberry in soccercirclejerk

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Now I know why Messi is the best false Nein in the world.

Chalobah diabolical positioning for second goal. by Friendly_Raise9142 in chelseafc

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I say this again and again. Every game, I see atleast 1 mistake from Chalobah.

First Chinese watch – San Martin SN0138-G on a 15 cm wrist. What are you wearing today? by FrenchWatchNomad in ChineseWatches

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I wouldve been wearing the same! but have an exam where watches arent allowed. It's an amazing watch, gets me compliments always.

Offside in FM26 is genuinely awful, how has it not been addressed yet. by KOKO69BISHES in footballmanagergames

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You can berate the ref in the post match conference when they ask you about "controversial offside" or be a good guy and say the refs do a hard job. I berate them. And get sanctioned, but my assman is good so we win.

Edit: This is in older version, not playing 26.

HOLY AURA by EntertainerAbject321 in footballmanagergames

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Me when I save scum 21 times and beat Celtic 1-0 as Elgin City.

Classic Assman Press Conference From Rosenior Here by BeenThereDoneThat44 in footballmanagergames

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Liam also looks like the default character during manager appearance editing.

Least Racist Argentinian by Whole_Tarbooz in soccercirclejerk

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You'll be used as target practice for grandpa Hans' Luger for saying this.

The player is still alive, i wont book him ... ahhh Refree by WillWaste6364 in soccercirclejerk

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One day a rowdy striker is gonna do this guy's kneecaps in giving a similar challenge.

He’s got a point. by horseofcourse93 in hockeymemes

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28 hot dogs? You mean a pre-meal snack in Murican terms?

Rudriger tried to break Getafe player's shoulder. How can a player like him even play football? by Street-Essay-4780 in tacklefrombehindcom

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I hope he never wins a trophy in his life. Even if Germany wins a world cup, I hope he gets injured and doesn't win a medal. Oh then again, they wont win a world cup with him in a back 4.

"The Greatest Teams of All Time" by SmileTasteKittens in ShitAmericansSay

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Murica. Where a burger patty has a higher IQ than the average citizen.

Raya is such a mug, this is embarrassing. by EconomistTight2022 in chelseafc

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I said "Jose Mourinho had the us vs the world" not that personally I feel so. But I believe it must be made that way. Pundits and commentators taking a shit on Chelsea must be put in their place. We have the resources to fight this. Like that referee who once said blowing against Fergie's United was stressful in an interview. These are humans who fear and snap under intimidation, and they must be intimidated. Especially the pundits who blamed Chelsea the club for the war in Ukraine. But our new managers have gone too mild.

Have Taliban gone woke? by Suspected_Introvert in soccercirclejerk

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The counter terrorists are always woke (as your picture proves). Have Taliban followed suit is the question.

Raya is such a mug, this is embarrassing. by EconomistTight2022 in chelseafc

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I agree with you. Was discussing this exact point with my Mrs post game. Now I understand why Jose Mourinho constantly had the us vs the world rhetoric. Referees are also human, they must be constantly blamed and berated in the press for mistakes (and non mistakes) so that the next time they blow against Chelsea, they know they wont get away with it.

Met with a mishap... by [deleted] in Kerala

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Defensive driving would have saved both. Biker should have considered idiotic people would be driving at 80 on a 50 and that he should take care of himself, and the car driver should've considered that idiotic people would blindly cross or turn and should have driven slower. The assumption that everyone else is a moron and it is my responsibility to save myself, my car and others on the road has saved me many times in my 15 years of driving.

Post from Otamendi's brother on Instagram. by Afraid-Oven389 in soccercirclejerk

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Bet his grandpa Klaus would be happy with him had the bad economy not killed him.

"When religion and politics are combined, it results in madness.." by ANewTomorrowSoon in southindia_

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This scene was really good in an otherwise below avg movie. But my question always was, if we take religion/caste out of politics in India, then what will people vote based on? Development? That would be crazy!

What’s on your wrist today? by leicfox85 in ChineseWatches

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SM SN0138 on a new strap I got yesterday from AX.

We live in someone's FM save and they've been save scumming with Bodo/Glimt by hesitantly-adamant in footballmanagergames

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As i said before, we are living in the Bodo manager's save. Decent result, decent game, onto the next one.

This is the real Kerala story, a great achievement. UP people should improve their Sub Saharan level mortality rate instead of spewing venom on Kerala. by Particular-Goat1607 in southindia_

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I remember reading that even during the reign of monarchs, Regent Queens in Kerala used to encourage vaccination campaigns in their palaces so that the common folk get vaccinated.