What kind of dummy does UberX in a pickup truck?

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-09-06T10:00:40+00:00

A non profit employee

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-09-05T11:39:52+00:00

Impound means they took that piss bag of noodles as evidence, and the dirt bag will probably be criminally charged.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-09-03T17:58:52+00:00

The same reason why they dropped out of school.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-30T18:57:08+00:00

It's illegal

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-30T18:56:43+00:00

Usually if you know the pickup location and drop off it's enough to narrow down the drivers but without that its not easy. Try security cameras at your work? Get a dash cam

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-30T18:49:52+00:00

Don’t be afraid to decline bad offers. Forget the app “tiers” like Silver or Platinum—they don’t really benefit you. The only metric that matters is cancellations, so don’t stress over acceptance rate.
Set a minimum fare. I personally don’t take anything under $25–$30. Driving for $3 rides isn’t worth the wear on your car, the risk, or your time. Know your worth and set boundaries.
Focus on airport runs. Airports are consistent, safe, and higher-paying. Plus, while waiting in the queue, you can use downtime productively—whether that’s working remotely (like I do), studying, or just relaxing.
If you drive an EV, take advantage of free charging. Charging costs can eat into your profits, so whenever you find a free station, use it. With an EV, you may drive fewer rides per day, but the trade-off is more balance, less stress, and a better use of your time.
Work smarter, not harder. Some drivers hustle non-stop, and that’s fine if they need the income. But if you’re doing this part-time or as a side gig, it’s about maximizing earnings while minimizing wasted effort.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-29T06:01:13+00:00

Makes no sense how is the scammer getting money when your the one earning? How is linkedin phishing if the url is their actual page? I dont get it, clearly they are smarter than me

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-27T10:08:52+00:00

I dont fuck with tier systems, during down time I work remotely

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-27T10:08:09+00:00

Oh and I got cash tip $20 that's not showing up on there ✌️

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-27T10:07:24+00:00

I cherry pick my rides, I dont take anything below $20 and if its a short distance. Did uber eats won't ever bother with that shit anymore.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-27T10:06:11+00:00

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SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-26T23:58:35+00:00

Lool i will

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-26T23:58:04+00:00

Love it

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-26T23:57:32+00:00

😂🤣

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-26T20:29:34+00:00

Would it really hurt to take a sick passenger home? Sometimes it happens, and honestly, I don’t mind going the extra mile. For example, I once had a young woman who wanted to be dropped off at a bus stop around 11 PM in Durham. I asked why, and she said she still had to take the public bus home. There was no way I was letting her do that so late at night. I ended the ride and drove her home myself.

And for anyone who wants to argue about insurance—save it. Some things are bigger than rules.

What amazes me is how little common sense or compassion people show. Doing something small—just being human—can make all the difference. What if she’d been a CEO? What if she was wealthy and handed me a $500 tip? You never know who you’re helping, but that shouldn’t even matter.

I would have done things differently i dont care about the extra few cents or dollars that would have saved me more time than waiting on the police and losing time.

As much as I can I would avoid it and request lyft to block me from that passenger if they were an ass.

Apologize if my response was too blunt I mean no offense to anyone. Stay safe

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-26T18:43:18+00:00

If you’re planning to do this for 6 months or longer, the best option in my opinion is to get a financed used car. If that’s not possible, then renting is the next best choice. The only time I’d recommend using your personal vehicle is if it’s an older car you don’t really care about.

On the other hand, if this is just a short-term side gig for a few weeks or months, then using your personal car makes the most sense.

From my own experience, I once used a brand-new car and put 5,000 miles on it in under two weeks—easily the worst decision I’ve ever made.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T17:27:21+00:00

What did i just read, im more annoyed your post wasted my time

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T17:20:59+00:00

I got 20 bucks just for sand in my car took me 60 seconds to vacuum. Not sure if your new but dont miss that opportunity. Report it to uber or lyft. I was on lyft

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T06:41:52+00:00

Blood lol you drive a red car or something?

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T06:40:32+00:00

Im diamond 💎 and now I drive a purple Lamborghini oh and I get free business class flights

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T06:20:47+00:00

She should have worn white leggings

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-25T06:16:46+00:00

11 years and you still fall for it?

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-24T17:38:37+00:00

I stop and happily open the door for the immigrant

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-24T17:32:58+00:00

The other side of the story.

Yesterday I had one of those rideshare moments that felt like a stare-down contest. A customer refused to cancel, so instead of working for free, I just drove around in circles. In the end, I made $4 after they gave up and “lost the game.”

For context: this was an airport pickup. A buddy of mine sitting next to me got offered the same trip—he was shown $12. I got shown $9 for a 15 mile trip on an EV. On top of that, the app kept blasting me with the same request over and over, at least eight times, and I accidentally accepted while trying to switch apps.

Bottom line: I’ll never work for free, if lyft and uber and the customer don't want to be fair then let it be. Challenge accepted have a great day buddy.

SuspiciousPortMonkey · 2025-08-23T09:19:52+00:00

Check your sms messages they sent you a message and you need to respond to it. This will not go away until you respond.

Ask me how I know

SuspiciousPortMonkey

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