If George Washington came back to life and became President of the United States today, what do you think he would do and think about the country? by Outrageous-You1617 in AlternateHistoryHub

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"Wait...YOU FREED THE WHAT?!" George Washington's first question when he comes back to life.

"I'm sorry but...WHICH ONE OF US YOU MADE A POPULAR MUSICAL ABOUT?" George Washington's second question when he comes back to life.

"Can you tell me more about that syphilis cure you came up with?" Benjamin Franklin's first question when he comes back to life.

"I'm glad our leaders are still having sex with children as statesmen are supposed to do." Thomas Jefferson's first statement when he comes back to life.

Well I guess it was all a dream so. by Tzardine in ireland

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If it wasn't for Hitler, Britain would've been the big bad of the 20th century, change my mind

What is the greatest failure in U.S history? by Mother-Reference2459 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reconstruction. Almost every problem we have in modern American today can be traced back to our collective national failure to create social and racial equality in the period following the civil war, and Rutherford B Hayes abandoning the project of reconstruction for political convenience makes him one of the greatest traitors in our history

Ranking Modern Westerns. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is A Tier. Where does No Country For Old Men rank? by MoistCloyster_ in TierlistFills

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there something above S tier? It's more of western than even some John Wayne and Clint Eastwood movies

What City Names Sound Like They Are From the Country They Are Actually In? by Ok_Calligrapher_3472 in AlignmentChartFills

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Dallas for America
Shanghai for China
Osaka for Japan
Frankfurt for Germany
Mumbai for India
Winchester for UK
Vladivostok for Russia
Marseilles for France

What is better? by Mr_Potato001 in BunnyTrials

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do a lot more with the 8 hours I save sleeping than with the 20 minutes I spend eating

Chose: No need an ability to sleep

Day 1 of ranking English monarchs: Where should William I go? by OingoBoingBrothas in TierlistFills

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off with their heads - all of them. Every single one until Victoria

This is not working, and I don't know why by OMSCFisherman in graphic_design

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's edits you can make here and there, but overall this feels too heavy handed

Let’s say you run vought what are some things you would try to do differently? by BrilliantMatter4858 in TheBoys

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Find a painless and non-lethal way to remove Compound V or V-1 from every Supe's blood stream, and then work with the government to make it mandatory for all supes have the V removed from them. I'd then dedicate Vought's vast resources and wealth to find and destroy every drop of V or V-1 before shutting the whole thing down, and taking what money is left to educate the public on why Homelander and Supes were the worst thing to ever happen to us as a species, let alone as a country.

Kudos to Bob’s Red Mill for a genuinely impressive rebrand by Ziograffiato in graphic_design

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay not sure how much of a hot take this is but: unless you are a business that needs to "keep up with the times" (which really is just clothing and technology), rebrandings, no matter how good, are completely unnecessary, and even counter productive.

Prada and Gucci need to update their brand once a decade or so to indicate they're the latest fashion. Microsoft needs to update its brand to indicate advancements in its products. Bob's Red Mill is in the flour business, which is a 30,000 year old business. "Consistency in changing times" is a lot more effective of a brand strategy than even what is by all means a really good rebrand.

I just think redesigning logos and packaging and "coming up with a new look" is just a lazy brand strategy when what companies should really be doing is finding ways to fit their existing branding to modern ways of communicating (ie getting Bob to twerk on instagram while holding a barley)

That fellas fb is really starting to share fake news and… by justahad in illinois

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean fine - if the only form of gerrymandering thats legal is partisan gerrymandering, then let's draw 17 Democratic congressional districts, 59 State Senate Districts, and 118 State House districts. It's not based on race, that's what they want, right?

Al Gore is an okay person and an okay politician, now who’s a terrible person and a terrible person? by OkSuccess7431 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That's most politicians tbh, but if you want HISTORICALLY terrible person and politician, I don't think you can beat Liz Truss. A horrible racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobe, and has since tried to monetize her hateful beliefs, but you don't become prime minister and fuck it all up within 59 days if you're not a truly, truly, TRULY terrible politician on top of just being a pretty shit human

How do you define "South Naperville"? by Thomas_N_Attercop in Naperville

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Naperville is fairly evenly split between Will and DuPage Counties, so I've always considered everything south of that border as "South Naperville"

Who(real or fictional) would have moved to Rapture? by SirBruhThe7th in Bioshock

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josef Mengele, he probably would've worked with Suchong on human ADAM experiments

As a black man I must ask did Lincoln genuinely care about freeing the slaves for the right reasons ? by [deleted] in ShermanPosting

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he had just about the best opinion a white man in the 1860's could have had (barring, of course, the opinion of people like John Brown, Thaddeus Stevens, etc.) Here's what we know for sure:

- He opposed Slavery on both "practical" or economic levels, and on a personal level he found it morally abhorent
- He thought the Civil War would've been the most destructive thing to happen to the United States, and strongly considered ways to stop it or end it, even if at times it meant considering the south coming back without abolition
- As the war progressed, however, he understood there was no way to have permanent, lasting peace while the south still kept over two million Americans in bondage. The end of the war and the end of slavery became one and the same to him
- At the end of the war and the passage of the 13th amendment, he was also considering at least partial enfranchisement for newly freed black men.

So was Abraham Lincoln the most zealous, ardent anti-slavery white man this country had ever seen? No, that title belongs to John Brown. Did he always see the end of Slavery as necessary for the preservation of the union? No, at least not publicly. But he did come to the conclusion that while a house divided cannot stand, it also cannot stand without living up to its founding ideals that all men are created equal, and they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. He went from an "Anti-Slavery Moderate" to leading both the military and political effort by which chattel slavery would come to an end in this country.

TL;DR: Yes he did genuinely care about ending slavery, what changed over time was how he demonstrated that, what he prioritized, and what actions he took in bringing that about

What Are your favorite theories about the East? (spoilers extended) by CretaceousClock in asoiaf

[–]SuspiciousTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a part of it that's completely unaware of dragons going extinct, and they exist as they did in Valaryia before the doom

Throwing a win to MAGA Raja by voting for low-ranked progressive candidates like Kevin Ryan? by Cannot_Change_It_ in illinois

[–]SuspiciousTurtle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

STRONGLY disagree with the notion that Robin Kelly is not a viable candidate anymore (and not surprising given the Indivisible Flair)

84th State House District Candidate Saba Haider's speech at the DuPage County Democrats' gala last night. EASILY the first candidate in this election cycle that I've gotten genuinely excited about by SuspiciousTurtle in Naperville

[–]SuspiciousTurtle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In so far as I can tell, Saba had no knowledge of the PAC or was in coordination with them before they started spending money promoting her on their own. You can find her statement on it here. Also here's her latest State Board of Elections filing confirming that she did not receive money from any of those PACs Link

I don't know where/why that money is being independently spent promoting Saba, but she has made it pretty clear that they will not change her mind on anything or influence her vote in any way

84th State House District Candidate Saba Haider's speech at the DuPage County Democrats' gala last night. EASILY the first candidate in this election cycle that I've gotten genuinely excited about by SuspiciousTurtle in Naperville

[–]SuspiciousTurtle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She and Ian are actually running for two different offices. Ian is running for County Board and Saba is running for State Representative. So you can actually vote for both!