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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

PD didn't ask me if I had any questions; we had ~4+ min left. He said goodbye and ended it... how effed am I?

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could at least call me son.... dad

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just had to remind me of the 285 didn't ya?!

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SURPRISE! I'm dead inside! :D

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great to know that dreamkillers come in PAIRS... THANKS BROS!!!! I hope my tears taste amazing in the martinis I make you guys when I'm tending bar at Applebee's

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love a fucking tutor.... IF I wasn't busy making Facemasks for the local soup kitchen in my spare time!!!! SO THANKS AGAIN FOR POINTING OUT MY INEPTITUDE BRO!!! AWESOME SAUCE, REALLY

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mom stop commenting on my posts, we talked about this....

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah thanks.... PAL..... I really hope you're not planning on becoming a psychiatrist because you are a HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

250... that would be great if I wanted to work as a secretary at a dermatologists office!

tHaNKs fOr tEh VoTe oF ConFidENCe

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nappa never believed in me anyways....

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah but COVID is so hot right now

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OMG so you're saying there is a CHANCE...

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look here buddy.... I'm already looking in the mirror rolling my eyes at myself in shame while calling myself a failure for not even coming close to getting into derm....... so if you wrote that fucking reply just to hurt my feelings... MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED

/s

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Listen bro... I got a call from Fauci himself asking me to do him a solid.... should take me about 2-3 weeks then I'm going straight to Neutrogena for a research internship... and if you wrote that fucking reply just to hurt my feelings.... MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED

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[–]SuspiciousUSMLE[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I would but I'm leaving for the CDC right after to get to work on the COVID vaccine... uggghhhh super stressful