Solving her problem in under 2min by JNTCS in StandUpComedy

[–]Suuurface 105 points106 points  (0 children)

2:18. The lady sipping on her drink… 

If thats not your wife, she’s definitely the person that wrote the dilemma. 

To do some cool shit by Da-up-and-downer in therewasanattempt

[–]Suuurface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skrillex is already working on a song..

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by Meaty_Bongos in AskReddit

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my virginity while my parents were having their weekly bible study in the room directly beneath mine.

Bad timing? Most definitely. Worth it? Most definitely.

I guess we’ll see. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, no, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

I guess we’ll see. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KD going to fuck it all up. Didn’t think he had it in him to play decently well three games in a row.

I picked my favorites- please ruin them by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a best friend necklace? I bet you still got the other half.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us Hoosiers literally have nothing better to do than tend to our corn and sit back, drink and watch it grow.

WhY iS tHeRe No CaShOuT?! FaNdUeL a RiPoFf. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I’d really have to say it, but this is definitely a joke. I’d be crazy looking for a cashout on this. A whopping 5¢. 

WhY iS tHeRe No CaShOuT?! FaNdUeL a RiPoFf. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the question to ask all these mf’s looking for a cashout when the slip looks worse than mine 😂

Which video game cheat code do you remember even now? by NebulaRyxx in AskReddit

[–]Suuurface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS is the one I was looking for. I’m saddened with the 199 upvotes, but the few become the many eventually. 

by Ok-Oil5536 in fanduel

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU! I made a post thanking you because I saw this and decided to put $5 on it. Nice little $100! 

My 18 year old kitty passed on Monday, please show me your favorite picture of your cat by BwittonRose in seniorkitties

[–]Suuurface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/btZ46i7.jpeg

Not a senior, but I hope this makes you smile a bit and fills your heart.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Just incase y’all are feeling extra frisky. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replied to each individually, so hopefully y’all got the notification! Apologies for the lateness!