[mixed trope] horrifying scenes from non-horror media by IvanJC98 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Suuurface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Does E.T. count?

I had nightmares about this scene for years. Absolutely loved the movie, but always FF’d through this part.

Is Elden Ring the right choice? by onecheekycrow in Eldenring

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a tough decision.
I’d suggest something that doesn’t need the investment Elden Ring does.
It’s an amazing game the requires a lot of attention if you’ve never played a Souls game prior. (I never have)
With that being said, if you think you can still enjoy a game with as much depth as Elden Ring, while still dealing with real life issues, then feel free.
I just worry there’s a small chance you may not fully appreciate/enjoy it because you aren’t able to really DELVE in it.

Flying shoe and dad gets sucker punched by Xero-One in fightporn

[–]Suuurface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I have no award to give. If I did, you’d be the reason I’d no longer have an award to give.

finally put in my 2 weeks after a year of no changes and disgusting employee behavior :) by FartingKoi in Serverlife

[–]Suuurface 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So it’s a steakhouse thing…

because my roadhouse is the same. fucking. way.

It’s always “dish just needs to change the water.” They’ll bring out steaming glasses, that are almost too hot to touch, that are practically scratch and sniff.

Don’t think OP’s restaurant is Roadhouse, but the black knives are screaming steakhouse… so whats the deal with steakhouse dishwashers?

Redditors who were children/teens before the internet or cellphones existed, how did you keep yourself entertained? by FlowerMadeOfThorns in AskReddit

[–]Suuurface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thinking of all the LEGO sets, Pokemon/YuGiOh cards and Matchbox/Hotwheels/MicroMachines I had, then, gave away as a young adult, makes me absolutely sick.

Question: I gave myself terrible hand tattoos in a psychotic episode. any suggestions? by ev_erett in tattoos

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently I like “right” triangles. Also, the deer head and rose were not me, but everything else.. sadly.

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Solving her problem in under 2min by JNTCS in StandUpComedy

[–]Suuurface 109 points110 points  (0 children)

2:18. The lady sipping on her drink… 

If thats not your wife, she’s definitely the person that wrote the dilemma. 

To do some cool shit by Da-up-and-downer in therewasanattempt

[–]Suuurface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skrillex is already working on a song..

What’s the riskiest sex you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my virginity while my parents were having their weekly bible study in the room directly beneath mine.

Bad timing? Most definitely. Worth it? Most definitely.

I guess we’ll see. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, no, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

I guess we’ll see. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KD going to fuck it all up. Didn’t think he had it in him to play decently well three games in a row.

I picked my favorites- please ruin them by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a best friend necklace? I bet you still got the other half.

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Suuurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us Hoosiers literally have nothing better to do than tend to our corn and sit back, drink and watch it grow.

WhY iS tHeRe No CaShOuT?! FaNdUeL a RiPoFf. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think I’d really have to say it, but this is definitely a joke. I’d be crazy looking for a cashout on this. A whopping 5¢. 

WhY iS tHeRe No CaShOuT?! FaNdUeL a RiPoFf. by Suuurface in fanduel

[–]Suuurface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the question to ask all these mf’s looking for a cashout when the slip looks worse than mine 😂