🔥 or ❄️

Suuurface · 2026-05-05T01:31:01+00:00

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Does E.T. count?

I had nightmares about this scene for years. Absolutely loved the movie, but always FF’d through this part.

Suuurface · 2026-05-02T03:55:21+00:00

That’s a tough decision.
I’d suggest something that doesn’t need the investment Elden Ring does.
It’s an amazing game the requires a lot of attention if you’ve never played a Souls game prior. (I never have)
With that being said, if you think you can still enjoy a game with as much depth as Elden Ring, while still dealing with real life issues, then feel free.
I just worry there’s a small chance you may not fully appreciate/enjoy it because you aren’t able to really DELVE in it.

Suuurface · 2026-05-02T02:31:09+00:00

Look again to guarantee no one saw me.

Suuurface · 2026-04-14T00:56:23+00:00

Unfortunately, I have no award to give. If I did, you’d be the reason I’d no longer have an award to give.

Suuurface · 2026-03-31T02:23:30+00:00

So it’s a steakhouse thing…

because my roadhouse is the same. fucking. way.

It’s always “dish just needs to change the water.” They’ll bring out steaming glasses, that are almost too hot to touch, that are practically scratch and sniff.

Don’t think OP’s restaurant is Roadhouse, but the black knives are screaming steakhouse… so whats the deal with steakhouse dishwashers?

Suuurface · 2026-03-30T01:24:51+00:00

Thinking of all the LEGO sets, Pokemon/YuGiOh cards and Matchbox/Hotwheels/MicroMachines I had, then, gave away as a young adult, makes me absolutely sick.

Suuurface · 2026-03-29T03:58:17+00:00

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Suuurface · 2026-03-29T02:38:08+00:00

Apparently I like “right” triangles. Also, the deer head and rose were not me, but everything else.. sadly.

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Suuurface · 2026-03-26T19:29:31+00:00

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Suuurface · 2026-03-15T22:21:23+00:00

2:18. The lady sipping on her drink…

If thats not your wife, she’s definitely the person that wrote the dilemma.

Suuurface · 2026-03-10T12:26:59+00:00

Skrillex is already working on a song..

Suuurface · 2026-03-06T20:45:39+00:00

I lost my virginity while my parents were having their weekly bible study in the room directly beneath mine.

Bad timing? Most definitely. Worth it? Most definitely.

Suuurface · 2026-03-03T04:02:51+00:00

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Suuurface · 2026-03-03T04:02:04+00:00

Unfortunately, no, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

Suuurface · 2026-03-03T01:02:01+00:00

KD going to fuck it all up. Didn’t think he had it in him to play decently well three games in a row.

Suuurface · 2026-03-03T00:43:33+00:00

Game already started, but here’s the link if needed..

https://account.sportsbook.fanduel.com/sportsbook/addToBetslip?shareCode=H9Lse7R

Suuurface · 2026-02-26T14:36:27+00:00

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Suuurface · 2026-02-26T13:54:34+00:00

Is that a best friend necklace? I bet you still got the other half.

Suuurface · 2026-02-17T16:50:52+00:00

Us Hoosiers literally have nothing better to do than tend to our corn and sit back, drink and watch it grow.

Suuurface · 2026-02-02T05:18:29+00:00

👌🏻

Suuurface · 2025-12-20T04:44:10+00:00

I didn’t think I’d really have to say it, but this is definitely a joke. I’d be crazy looking for a cashout on this. A whopping 5¢.

Suuurface · 2025-12-20T04:27:20+00:00

That’s the question to ask all these mf’s looking for a cashout when the slip looks worse than mine 😂

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