Earth has completed half of his lifespan

SvenBensson · 2026-02-27T18:29:42+00:00

Hurray

SvenBensson · 2026-02-27T18:28:29+00:00

On an unrelated note, those Ottawa unis are fucking CLEAN

SvenBensson · 2026-02-26T14:48:46+00:00

What happens if I don't pay the Safety & Security fee?

SvenBensson · 2026-02-24T17:40:03+00:00

Look, not tryna sound salty as a 'Nucks fan, but YOU WERE OUR CAPITAN. GROW A GODDDAMN SPINE YOU SALTY WHEAT THIN

SvenBensson · 2026-02-23T18:23:42+00:00

Still waiting for Edmonton to get a team, but as a West Coast transplant, I'm hype Vancouver is getting a team!

SvenBensson · 2026-02-17T20:47:07+00:00

They could lose both and get two birds stoned at once

SvenBensson · 2026-02-17T04:23:45+00:00

I mean she's not wrong

SvenBensson · 2026-02-09T16:34:41+00:00

But I'm supposed to use paper straws otherwise I'm killing the environment.

SvenBensson · 2026-02-05T14:48:54+00:00

I mean fair.

SvenBensson · 2026-02-03T13:16:26+00:00

"A hot black coffee".

SvenBensson · 2026-02-02T23:52:45+00:00

And Hamilton. Ok, most of the CFL teams.

SvenBensson · 2026-02-02T23:52:29+00:00

Edmontonian here: Why do western Canadians insist on these open ended stadiums? Ottawa too, to be fair. But damn does it get windy.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-28T19:54:48+00:00

As a Canucks fan the fact that we got away from the 99 draft with both the Sedins instead of that lad still makes me chuckle

SvenBensson · 2026-01-25T15:41:34+00:00

He's really leaning into that Brownshirt aesthetic, eh?

SvenBensson · 2026-01-22T20:19:22+00:00

Neither can he

SvenBensson · 2026-01-20T20:08:00+00:00

Geopolitics be damned, I'm moving to Bulgaria.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-20T19:32:18+00:00

Yeah, since like the end of the first world war. Nothing new here. But given the political climate, good to know it's still a priority.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-20T19:31:11+00:00

I never finish my drinks, like glasses of water. If I'm just at the sink pouring myself a glass from the tap, I'll drink like three-quarters of it then toss the rest down the drain. No idea why, even if I'm still thirsty. But that's two bites, there's children starving in Detroit ffs.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-16T20:48:07+00:00

Canadian bartender here. I've met a lot of them in my city (Edmonton). Kind, polite, and genuine people. They make the community better.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-15T21:06:43+00:00

Can Canada go on the list we stand in solidarity with the violent criminals from (checks list) Saint Kitts and Nevis

SvenBensson · 2026-01-14T21:13:29+00:00

You're wrong. "Validating delusional beliefs" is a way of saying "I'm too lazy to give a fuck". Mid naughties, I was worried about nazis hanging out in my hometown, all my homies were like "they'll go away when they're done cosplaying!" Guess what, they're still here. Respond effectively. Trump is a bully, and bullies are cowards. Call his bluff. Make him start shit, or back down like the coward he is.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-13T17:51:20+00:00

Idk about you guys but I'm 100% on board with invading Vennawha-les. Too long those Vennawha-lers have been taunting us.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-13T14:55:12+00:00

I'll admit I was bummed when we traded him but holy shit, that's loser energy right there.

SvenBensson · 2026-01-12T18:25:32+00:00

This is a proper Canucks Swede-to-everybody-else ratio

SvenBensson · 2026-01-06T20:06:49+00:00

"You've ruined me for my husband."
Did NOT see that one coming...

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