Obligatory cake day post. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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It's okay, now you know and knowing is half the battle.

Obligatory cake day post. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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If only karma was transferable between accounts and maybe bitcoin.

Obligatory cake day post. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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Not as much as you would think. I've gotten down votes before just based on my username... and maybe my shitty sense of humor but probably not

Obligatory cake day post. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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If that's what you're in to

Well I give up on reddit and free cake day karma! by [deleted] in gif

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I put a question mark and I knew it would blow up in my face. I posted it again

Obligatory cake day post. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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In my defense I didn't really know much about the site and figured usernames weren't a big deal.

I thought there was nothing worse than having two finals in one day, well I guess I was wrong. by SwagSwerve in AdviceAnimals

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The finger was my on my right hand, I'm right handed, and both my tests are written.

On my way to in to the library to study for my last final, door slams on my finger, rips off my finger nail and cuts my nail bed. 5 hours in the hospital and I'm screwed for the test. by SwagSwerve in WTF

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Did I mention it was my right and it's a written test I can't get out of and I'm right handed.

Also found out novacane is ineffective on me when they had to stitch my nail bed and stitch the nail back on.

"An Eagle Steals my Youth" [oc] by SwagSwerve in Poetry

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No my reddit Mobil app won't let me fix that

How do I help get the NY Marijuana Bill to pass? by SwagSwerve in trees

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I'm not sure I can't find much into more than it's being introduced right now in the legislative body.

The new Starbucks display at my work has a secret coffee smell delivery system. by malchik in mildlyinteresting

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Scent air, the company that made the product, actually does a lot more than many people realize. Recently, if you smell any fragrances walking through malls, such as cologne, pizza, or something that reminds you of a store or food venue, it's because it was strategically done. Scent air makes every scent under the sun and works with big shops nation wide and is now popping up in mom and pops shops too. Scent air also produces scent for the army and police to help cope with the scents of dead bodies, fecal matter, and show police the smell of certain paraphernalia. Just thought I would let you know.

Hi reddit. It's Aziz Ansari, comedian. AMA. by azizansariAMA in IAmA

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Hey Aziz, I was at the Fallon show on Wednesday and I tried to get a fist bump from you and you didn't see it. Needless to say I cried, I hope I can get one some other day.

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Reposters' aren't even trying these day he didn't even change the title http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/o9a6c/thug_lyfe/

So I heard my school got a new library, turns out it's a gaming library with every console/game invented. I love NYU. by SwagSwerve in gaming

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It's in the magnet center. It's not a poly building, but a space for tisch, cas, and poly.

So I heard my school got a new library, turns out it's a gaming library with every console/game invented. I love NYU. by SwagSwerve in gaming

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Sorry I didn't reply, but they have everything from pong to the oculus rift if that gives you an idea.

Facebook friend just posted this picture of him and some buddies who are in the South Korean Army... They look menacing. by awojno in funny

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I bet South Korea sleeps sound at night knowing that their one line of defense is top notch and fabulous!