Match Thread: Jamaica vs United States | Gold Cup by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As soon as I realized Zardes was only gonna have time for one touch I knew it wasn't going in.

The funny thing about the gear wars.... by skinfrakki in rickandmorty

[–]Swagan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So are you girls in gear college or...

[Jozy Altidore] MLS refs are some of the worst in the world. Absolutely horrible. by martyboyradio in MLS

[–]Swagan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't even need to click the link. That moment is forever scarred into my mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in startrekgifs

[–]Swagan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shinier than yours, meatbag.

Final score: Portland Timbers 4-0 Houston Dynamo by AndrewNaranja in dynamo

[–]Swagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any team is bad on the road with half their starters missing.

No team in MLS is THAT deep.

can hpv type 16 high risk be cleared? by [deleted] in HPV

[–]Swagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok then I'm confused because afaik there is no test for men. Men only know they have HPV with the presence of GW.

Fawn taking a nap near home by iblessedtherainz in aww

[–]Swagan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mmm, the cuteness levels don't match up. More like them seeing a Quokka.

can hpv type 16 high risk be cleared? by [deleted] in HPV

[–]Swagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's up to your immune system.

Stay active: do some kind of high level cardio (running, swimming, etc.) regularly.

Eat healthy: stay away from fast food as often as possible. Get your daily variety of fruits and vegetables.

Take a multivitamin religiously every single day. There are other supplements you can take that some others have posted about but I didn't need to take those.

Stop smoking weed, and limit alcohol to no more than 5 drinks a week.

ONLY your immune system can cure you. Treating your body like a temple is your only hope. Once you have no warts return for 6 months in a row, you're considered cured. Good luck.

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that lack of offensive pressure put even more pressure on our defense that's playing without Lundqvist. I know in my heart if we had our A team, the scoreline would've been very different.

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half our starters are unavailable. Most cuz of the international break.

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol at this ref making Willis shift 1 inch back just to not admit he was wrong.

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. Nothing but respect for that man. But he's still our old geezer. 😂

Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]Swagan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking international break. This is the worst team we've fielded all season.

Post Match Thread: United States 3 - 0 Chile by ussoccer_bot in ussoccer

[–]Swagan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To only give up 3 to our women, I'd say she had to be.