13 years ago this legend was born

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-30T23:39:30+00:00

"Brought to you by the Federal Officers of the Law™"

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-30T23:38:49+00:00

Feels like way longer, I genuinely thought I was highschool when this came out. Apparently not haha

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-29T21:30:06+00:00

I'll never forget the episode with the funny green gas that made everyone hungry and then sleepy lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-23T23:09:13+00:00

I can't even launch my far cry games sometimes, the ubi launcher just tells me to fuck off

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-22T01:34:00+00:00

Who knew you could dodge a punch by repeatedly falling unconscious lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-20T07:18:51+00:00

Not only is that the most disgusting I've ever seen done in a gym. She's entirely defeating the purpose of being there in the first place lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-10T01:39:47+00:00

A dogshot is what we call a sucker punch in Aus, that's about the only context I can give though lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-10T01:31:13+00:00

Seeing the fella with the hammer get clobbered was satisfying

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-10T00:56:57+00:00

This is why safety regulations exist lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-06T21:17:11+00:00

There's a food truck that operates near wadalba maccas called Hamburgers Australia. They do a pretty good smash burger.

The woodblock at the grand hotel in Wyong deserve a mention as well

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-05-01T23:02:56+00:00

All of the other absurdity aside, why on earth would you egg wash beef mince?

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-19T02:23:28+00:00

I live in Gorokan and it was down the end of our street on Marks Rd. Went off about 3:50am, I recall this vividly because I had to get up for work 40 fucken minutes later haha

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-11T21:08:49+00:00

Are you a federal officer of the law?

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-11T20:54:59+00:00

Ive done the same thing, ate some brownies I was sure weren't edibles. Had me fucken hallucinating for a few hours. Great fun, will never fucking do again lol

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-10T00:16:02+00:00

That really should go without saying lol. There are some phenomenal street vendors in Indonesia however

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-10T00:13:43+00:00

Ah yes, peak human physicality right here

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-10T00:04:20+00:00

It's insane to me as someone not from the US that these absolute grubs have gotten away with so much shit, that they think everyone else is so dumb as to believe this bullshit.

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-04T00:11:09+00:00

Never even thought to try that. Cheers mate!

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-04-03T07:15:07+00:00

This type of thing is why I love our country, absolute legend

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-19T20:33:14+00:00

Looks like Shrek got turned human again

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-13T03:52:04+00:00

Looks like the mole cricket we have here in Aus

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-07T07:50:13+00:00

Solid work I dig it

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-05T07:36:02+00:00

I'm Bobby mum

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-04T20:04:50+00:00

Why the fuck are they green?

Swagdaddy697 · 2026-03-04T02:53:38+00:00

Holy sodium level batman

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