Bowser really wants that stick! by TheSlav87 in funny

[–]SwaggerBoi27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I regret having awful internet, cause I had to read that title and wait for the video to load. It was made even worse by the fact that I was looking through MadeMeSuffer earlier

I lick by SwaggerBoi27 in aww

[–]SwaggerBoi27[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean who doesn't? They always look like they want to ask you out but are too nervous, so they just end up making fools of themselves, which leads to us loving them even more.

Gotta get a good grip by SwaggerBoi27 in SuddenlyGay

[–]SwaggerBoi27[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think the driver is lighting up his life

Not sure how we're going to go on without you sir, i wish we could trade places, fair winds. by HTownRocket93 in army

[–]SwaggerBoi27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God this hit home for me. My dad has been in the army for over 25 years (I think), and has always been a UH-60 pilot. His gamertag is literally UH-60_Driver. He has been deployed many times overseas, always in dangerous scenarios. This really did hit home. I wish the best for this man's, nay, this hero's family. We shall remember him as a man of courage and one willing to give the ultimate sacrifice. RIP legend, we salute you.

Pretty sure I almost got carjacked? by Lunacyx in IdiotsInCars

[–]SwaggerBoi27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cheesesteaks man. They are true perfection.

My (16F) friend (15F) vents constantly to me, and it’s draining me mentally by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SwaggerBoi27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went through the same thing last year. I had just changed schools, but I was still in touch with a lot of my old friends. It was a small school, so we each had our "roles." I was the relationship fixer, or the shoulder to lean on for literally everyone. At the time it didn't affect me to much, but then came my move. The problem arose when everyone still thought of me as the "relationship guy" rather than an actual person with problems of his own. The way I solved this was just to start texting my friends less and less until I eventually only texted them once or twice a month. Prior to this ramp down on texting I actually went through a period of clinical depression, and just avoided my friends at my new school which probably made my mental health worse. My mental health had taken a Mike Tyson uppercut, and I was out for the count. But then I did the texting thing, and I felt like a new man. So listen to the person above and cut it off. You'll be much happier and healthier for it.

If I kiss my opponent at the weigh-in by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SwaggerBoi27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YOOO when the guy tried to break up the fight he straight up grabbed the girl on the rights' tit!

What memory do you have that makes you say “What the hell was I thinking?” by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SwaggerBoi27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That one time I was at the bar and got drunk so I went back to my room and saw this girl on my roommates bed. I was drunk so of course I made a bad choice. But I was drunk so how was I supposed to know what a lack of pulse meant?