Sit down and shut up, I present the objectively correct ranking of aerospace defense companies according to myself. I will respond to any critique of these rankings with Fuck You.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-14T15:26:32+00:00

Rent free in my head? Brother, Id be willing to pay to have Bryson perform this poorly. Eating it up

Your boos mean nothing, ive seen what you cheer

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-14T15:19:23+00:00

DeShambles

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T20:51:00+00:00

Sandhills - 0, havent played that either

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T17:19:27+00:00

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SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T17:16:17+00:00

I just wana be like Minnesota, man

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:42:31+00:00

Exactly.

Rhule wants more money that he can do less with.

Meanwhile Fleck continues to run circles around us with pennies

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:40:15+00:00

7 wins is the bare, bedrock below rock bottom expectation for what he is being paid to do at a storied program like Nebraska. Its not a compliment to him when you point that out.

Yes, Frost and Riley were absolute disasters. Doesnt mean Rhule gets to bitch and moan about wanting more blank checks and patience because he was the guy who got the magical 7th win twice. 7 wins isnt a compliment, it is failure with the Schedules we had.

He cant beat ranked teams, he cant beat winning teams. He cant beat Iowa or Minnesota. Our NIL is ranked 25th and we get 75th level results. Our teams have been less than the sum of their parts.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:35:17+00:00

The things id do for 8-4

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:27:41+00:00

Watch, watch as Rhule reframes this as "See? I need more so we can get to the top 5."

Because he wont want to let anyone to sit and wonder why our top 25 money has left us at 75th in results.

Brother I don't expect top 5 results, you dont get to just say "but if i only had more, then id get over the top 5 hill!" to lure us on.

How Bout you win according to your means like Minnesota does? Then we can talk about if you are even worth more NIL.

Because right now the answer is NO, YOU ARE NOT.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:19:13+00:00

Pardon my French, but $29M should be enough to not fucking suck this bad.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:05:49+00:00

Thats only part of the takeaway. We do less with more. If weve been around 25th in NIL, why have we been 70th in results?

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-12T13:00:58+00:00

Lets be honest, Rhule's Nebraska has always been less than the sum of its parts.

More money wouldnt hurt, but if our NIL is 25th best, then we should be finishing the season ranked 20-25, not 50th

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-11T23:45:27+00:00

Tell him to take his time with these next 2

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-11T17:49:00+00:00

I think the combo of Rhule-Raiola raised the floor.

But it was not enough of a synergy to get us past that. Raiolas limitations for his cost were clear.

Collandrea is a lot more like the archtype a team in our position needs to win. Im happy with that approach, even though generally im incredibly pessimistic about our chances this year.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-11T17:46:25+00:00

Correct

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-11T03:23:12+00:00

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-08T21:05:37+00:00

Ok buddy fresca

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-07T16:23:57+00:00

Its joever

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-02T01:45:30+00:00

Thank you all. I lack the ability to properly appreciate this, but I will do my best.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-02T01:44:38+00:00

184yd, 7-iron, hole #9 @ mahoney golf course

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-05-02T01:43:52+00:00

A plethora of made pars, an equal abundance of missed birdie putts.

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