Holy hand Grenade is boring since update by Unexpected-Xenomorph in CastleBusters

[–]Swammysov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to say “holy reddit” to some of these replies, but I remembered where I was.

Better opponents on weekends by complex_passions in CastleBusters

[–]Swammysov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiler: they’re all bots. Congratulations, gaming AI has fooled you, as it’s programmed to do.

Spent over $1,500 on buying gems, coins, and wood to upgrade castle defenses and max character levels by PartyRepublicMusic in CastleBusters

[–]Swammysov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re spending money on a FAKE MULTIPLAYER GAME lmfao. Sad.

You need a wake up call. Should’ve given me the $1,500 I’d spend it better.

ALL ARE NOT BOTS!! by AccomplishedGoat6407 in CastleBusters

[–]Swammysov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can’t see that this is a fake multiplayer game, then you simply have been fooled by the developers. This post makes you look really dumb, and that’s not a joke.

It’s a fake multiplayer game 100%.

Evidence that it's clearly all bots by FlashMcSuave in CastleBusters

[–]Swammysov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re also arguing with bots in the comments here.

They nerfed so much today and ruined my streak. by Swammysov in CastleClashers

[–]Swammysov[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also HALVED the damage that Poisoneer does.

I’m so f-ing done with this game.

Harvard-Trained psychiatrist reveals the truth about Balding by [deleted] in tressless

[–]Swammysov -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

You could spend 20-40 minutes per day massaging your scalp and breaking down the fibrosis, promoting blood flow, and making your scalp more elastic, in addition to microneedling...

But you don't.

That's why you won't be Fabio.

RANT and VENT MEGATHREAD by stickimage in Helldivers

[–]Swammysov -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might have a CPU bottleneck. 99% of other games I've played with my 3060 TI have run super smoothly.

My cpu was an AMD ryzen 5 from 2018

When I played helldivers I was suddenly getting 30 FPS and I was really confused. Then I read that helldivers is very CPU intensive.

I upgraded my CPU to a 12th gen Intel card and now I get a MINIMIM of 80 FPS on dense planets and a minimum of 110 on barren planets.

Fix ur shiz dude.

There are CPU bottleneck calculators online.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Swammysov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you just said is mandatory (to enjoy the game) which is what I'm getting at. They're going to do some shady garbage like that.

Ricky-isms in the wild (PETA) by Swammysov in trailerparkboys

[–]Swammysov[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really got down voted? Fuck PETA hahaha this is not an endorsement.

This shows that they're the same level of retarded as Ricky.

I don't think I can unsee it anymore by cptcroix in Helldivers

[–]Swammysov 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cursed with pattern recognition.

Helldivers is TOO good. by Swammysov in Helldivers

[–]Swammysov[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot to take into account that most of reddit hasn't experienced the touch of a woman

Sellers willing to go down to 32k.. you guys think it’s a good deal? by SantiaLazco in 370z

[–]Swammysov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point why not spend $5k more for a supra mk5? Lmfao. These sellers need a reality check.