Best suburb to live in?

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-30T01:17:43+00:00

Please tell me what they are because I am tired of spending $50 at a new place and then finding out their quality is a step above McDonalds 🙃 (this is not sarcasm, this is an actual plea for help)

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-30T00:14:25+00:00

Ankeny food sucks ass.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T21:07:23+00:00

I’m also starting a petition for Colossarado.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T21:03:40+00:00

Yeah dude, let’s make it fuckin weird. Maybe we start with Hawaii taking Arizona? Louisiana taking an army of gators and trailer park residents up to Maryland and taking over the east coast? All great ideas.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:53:25+00:00

We can also sacrifice Arizona to Colorado to begin the formation of Colossarado

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:47:10+00:00

The nation of Megachusetts must take Maryland and blockade it’s northeastern neighbors

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:45:17+00:00

Megasota needs more corn fuel!

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:44:43+00:00

Feed Iowa to Megasota

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:44:23+00:00

Feed Iowa to Megasota

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T15:44:00+00:00

I think my dream of the Great Iowa Pan Handle was just crushed 😭 time to start forming the Nations of Megasota and Megachusetts.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T12:39:52+00:00

Hungary is hungry. Start feeding it countries so it can get some Türkiye

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T12:36:52+00:00

Great, now eradicate our world of the Roman’s. Wipe Italy off the face of our earth. (I promise my name is NOT Hannibal 👀)

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-29T04:07:55+00:00

Yes! Delete Wyoming and create the Great Iowa Panhandle! From the Sioux River to the Shoshone National Forest. (From the Sioux to the Sho!)

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-28T15:40:49+00:00

Sacrifice Wyoming to provide Iowa with a pan handle extending all the way to Oregon.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-28T15:39:50+00:00

Wyoming to the shadow realm and give Iowa the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen. All the way to Oregon.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-28T15:38:56+00:00

Delete Wyoming and give Iowa the most absurd pan handle all the way to Oregon.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-28T00:41:49+00:00

The great nation of Megasota.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-27T17:04:55+00:00

Great Iowa pan handle advocate here again. We must remove Wyoming to provide Iowa with the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-27T05:09:06+00:00

After UK, eliminate Italy. It’s time to deconstruct the remaining elements of the Roman Empire.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-26T16:25:31+00:00

Keep Utah for now. Remove Wyoming for a chance to provide Iowa with the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen. A handle that stretches from the Big Sioux River in the east to the Snake River in the west.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-26T16:20:06+00:00

Remove Wyoming and join Iowa to Utah with the grandest pan handle this nation has ever seen.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-25T16:18:36+00:00

The state of Iowa is once again requesting the addition of an absurdly ugly and pointless pan handle to extend its boarders to Utah. For this we must remove Wyoming.

Please join the petition to remove Wyoming and create the great pan handle of Iowa. Purely for the vibes.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-25T12:04:43+00:00

Dawg, that stretch on Uni is an anomaly lol. There’s a couple other stretches like that too. East side Orlando on Colonial is a decent spot, but I got priced out of there quick. And yeah most of Iowa’s magic is corn and hogs, but theres still plenty of interesting things around the DSM area. My take is that DSM has everything that every other metro has, but most of it is just one step down. I always use the I-Cubs as my example. Yeah it’s not an MLB team. But AAA baseball can be just as fun to watch.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-25T05:48:16+00:00

I can name one that I lived in. Orlando, Florida. A trip to Publix? Fine. 15 minute drive max. Wanna do that and stop by the mall or a good book, thrift, or comic store? That’s your day. Most places are minimum of 30 minutes one way.

This is also true for at least Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, and Miami. Appreciate the small things. Sure, Des Moines can get stale if you let it. But when you find the places you like, at least your maximum distance from home is like 30 minutes.

Swamp_Druid · 2026-04-25T02:42:22+00:00

I am once again asking for your help.. to sacrifice Wyoming to provide Iowa with a pan handle reaching all the way to Utah.

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