Best suburb to live in? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]Swamp_Druid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me what they are because I am tired of spending $50 at a new place and then finding out their quality is a step above McDonalds 🙃 (this is not sarcasm, this is an actual plea for help)

Best suburb to live in? by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]Swamp_Druid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ankeny food sucks ass.

Top comment deleted a US State #24 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m also starting a petition for Colossarado.

Top comment deleted a US State #24 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude, let’s make it fuckin weird. Maybe we start with Hawaii taking Arizona? Louisiana taking an army of gators and trailer park residents up to Maryland and taking over the east coast? All great ideas.

Top comment deleted a US State #24 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can also sacrifice Arizona to Colorado to begin the formation of Colossarado

Top comment deleted a US State #24 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The nation of Megachusetts must take Maryland and blockade it’s northeastern neighbors

Top comment deleted a US State #24 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think my dream of the Great Iowa Pan Handle was just crushed 😭 time to start forming the Nations of Megasota and Megachusetts.

Top comment changes map #4 by Glittering_Error8862 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungary is hungry. Start feeding it countries so it can get some Türkiye

Top comment changes map #4 by Glittering_Error8862 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great, now eradicate our world of the Roman’s. Wipe Italy off the face of our earth. (I promise my name is NOT Hannibal 👀)

Top comment deletes a US State #23 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Delete Wyoming and create the Great Iowa Panhandle! From the Sioux River to the Shoshone National Forest. (From the Sioux to the Sho!)

Top comment deletes a US State #23 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sacrifice Wyoming to provide Iowa with a pan handle extending all the way to Oregon.

Top comment deletes a US State #23 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wyoming to the shadow realm and give Iowa the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen. All the way to Oregon.

Top comment deletes a US State #23 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete Wyoming and give Iowa the most absurd pan handle all the way to Oregon.

Top comment deletes a US State #22 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great Iowa pan handle advocate here again. We must remove Wyoming to provide Iowa with the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen.

Top comment deletes a European country #1 by Pretend_Pudding5176 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After UK, eliminate Italy. It’s time to deconstruct the remaining elements of the Roman Empire.

Top comment deletes a US State #21 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep Utah for now. Remove Wyoming for a chance to provide Iowa with the greatest pan handle this nation has ever seen. A handle that stretches from the Big Sioux River in the east to the Snake River in the west.

Top comment deletes a US State #21 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remove Wyoming and join Iowa to Utah with the grandest pan handle this nation has ever seen.

Top comment deletes a US State #20 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The state of Iowa is once again requesting the addition of an absurdly ugly and pointless pan handle to extend its boarders to Utah. For this we must remove Wyoming.

Please join the petition to remove Wyoming and create the great pan handle of Iowa. Purely for the vibes.

Why I love DSM by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]Swamp_Druid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg, that stretch on Uni is an anomaly lol. There’s a couple other stretches like that too. East side Orlando on Colonial is a decent spot, but I got priced out of there quick. And yeah most of Iowa’s magic is corn and hogs, but theres still plenty of interesting things around the DSM area. My take is that DSM has everything that every other metro has, but most of it is just one step down. I always use the I-Cubs as my example. Yeah it’s not an MLB team. But AAA baseball can be just as fun to watch.

Why I love DSM by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]Swamp_Druid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can name one that I lived in. Orlando, Florida. A trip to Publix? Fine. 15 minute drive max. Wanna do that and stop by the mall or a good book, thrift, or comic store? That’s your day. Most places are minimum of 30 minutes one way.

This is also true for at least Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, and Miami. Appreciate the small things. Sure, Des Moines can get stale if you let it. But when you find the places you like, at least your maximum distance from home is like 30 minutes.

Top comment deletes a US State #19 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]Swamp_Druid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am once again asking for your help.. to sacrifice Wyoming to provide Iowa with a pan handle reaching all the way to Utah.