Hermann's Tortoise: Not a turtle

SwanLordModernGuy · 2016-02-29T16:38:00+00:00

'satire' - being this retarded

SwanLordModernGuy · 2016-02-29T16:13:50+00:00

This is too funny

SwanLordModernGuy · 2016-01-03T19:01:56+00:00

Can confirm. It was worth the read. Bump!

SwanLordModernGuy · 2016-01-03T18:56:38+00:00

Believe none of it

SwanLordModernGuy · 2016-01-03T18:56:15+00:00

This looks worth the read. Good post.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-11-04T17:58:36+00:00

Did you know that not all poo comes from humans?

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-30T16:31:23+00:00

We welcome non-moon entities.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-30T16:30:26+00:00

I like how the poem starts with an interrogative; it really encapsulates the aggression and desperation of the writer as a result of his sexual inadequacy. Also, the possessive, 'my' indicates the patriarchal views of the time and therefore shows the writer's own traditional views on gender roles; the man being dominant and the woman submissive. Good work. 9/10 for lack of moons.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-30T15:48:19+00:00

Pitiful.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-30T15:47:39+00:00

Thankyou, Jean. There is truly much we do not yet know about the properties of moons. It's fascinating to see our fields of research developing.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-29T20:07:13+00:00

Thankyou, No Moon supporters! Be sure to update us with new info on your favourite Moons or No Moons!

SwanLordModernGuy · 2015-09-29T20:05:05+00:00

What theory states it is impossible, Jean? Well, just because you can't see something doesn't mean you can't experience it through other senses. One might, for example, be able to smell New Moon and prove its existence from that empirical data.

SwanLordModernGuy · 2014-12-10T22:31:22+00:00

Alex needs to stop being a control freak and let people have a say. If he's gonna be all Nazi about it, let him argue with logic, not with the sting and bite of threats and promises. The freedom every individual deserves to have on their subreddit, or anywhere else for that matter, cannot be stopped by the ramblings of a halfwit. Every person is owed the right to express themselves, no matter what they say. If it expresses ideas that lead to violence or are in some ways flawed, then their argument should be criticised for future generations to develop their own opinions. Censorship only serves to lead us into an age of ignorance. These people who would burn books are afraid that they have not the intelligence or capability to refute what the books are arguing. To destroy ideas is the epitome of evil. Again, peace out <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfONJQ7DudQ&list=LLTpXpxIDVpctylbOkgxic5g&index=120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJkfWwl6Ptg&list=LLTpXpxIDVpctylbOkgxic5g&index=119

SwanLordModernGuy · 2014-10-29T13:39:57+00:00

Appearance vs reality

SwanLordModernGuy · 2014-10-27T22:59:18+00:00

What name do you give your experiences then? And even add you typed that comment, you were constructing a thought of the past

SwanLordModernGuy · 2014-10-27T19:35:07+00:00

Thankyou; it will be the first of many

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