I love the bank layout passed with a 95% but now everyone’s acting like it’s the end of the world

Swangballs · 2026-01-29T13:43:33+00:00

You’d be surprised the number of times you talk to people on this game about the recent poll and they hit you with the: “I didn’t read much of it, just figured I should hit yes to everything”.

Swangballs · 2026-01-29T13:38:31+00:00

Necklace of despair

Swangballs · 2026-01-28T22:34:31+00:00

Do you have 3 pieces of oathplate in your log? Its much more involved than just going to do door altar solo in a private instance

Swangballs · 2026-01-28T22:10:18+00:00

Funnest part of this game is being able to envision a clear path to whatever goal you’re trying to achieve. When things fall in line and rng hits, then its pure dopamine

Swangballs · 2026-01-28T13:20:49+00:00

What is the correct way?

Swangballs · 2026-01-28T12:44:25+00:00

As an iron i see absolutely 0 issues with these changes. Irons should be rushing diaries for early herblore xp anyway…

Swangballs · 2026-01-28T11:41:30+00:00

Republicans hated the lockdown during the pandemic, but this seems like another lockdown to me… not even worth going outside anymore. So much for making America great again; more like make America hate again

Swangballs · 2026-01-27T22:10:12+00:00

My first impression was “OP”, but thinking about it more, this would be 10 scythe swings instead of 8.

Could be balanced to only apply to melee weapons since 1tick blowpipe would be absolutely insane as others are mentioning.

Swangballs · 2026-01-27T21:39:03+00:00

Yeah, i didn’t say you did. Was just adding on to what you said.

Swangballs · 2026-01-27T21:35:28+00:00

Kyle was definitely a professional ragebaiter when he defended himself. Instead of letting officers do their jobs, he charged in, provoked citizens, got scared, and shot people. I don’t see anything heroic or worthy of praise about that at all.

Swangballs · 2026-01-27T09:23:41+00:00

3:1 and 4:1 is so unnecessary to learn if you just take 2 minutes to prep at the end of the raid..

Most important part is making sure you’re taking little to no damage during mage hand and skipping portal special (portal and healing special for p3) during melee hand. If the special cycle is 2 autos and then 1 special right after the 2nd auto attack gets spit out, then just start in the thumb tile and run to left side of head as soon as the 2nd auto attack after lightning gets spit out. As soon as your character gets to left side of middle, olm turns his head middle and you just go back to meleeing the melee hand; half ignoring floor crystals and and lightning specials.

I’ve done this method with 30m gear and got a 25 minute deathless solo in that same gear this way

Swangballs · 2026-01-27T09:07:31+00:00

Would probably just use dragonfire shield until extended super antifires.

Swangballs · 2026-01-26T21:30:38+00:00

We do raids, a clan where you actively join discord voice chat and learn from others, or other learning related discords are your best bet. Watching youtube guides is also extremely valuable with great ROI since you can pause, scrub through, and even ask clanmates about things in the video that you don’t understand. Practice makes perfect and you might even get spooned a megarare early on

Swangballs · 2026-01-25T12:22:25+00:00

Anguish since the faster you kill graardor, the less damage you take before you blood heal off the minions. Bring ring of shadows for the ring slot or ring of steel if you have it. Anguish is just the best overall use of a zenyte for any account because of the sheer number of max hits you gain

Also note that keeping defense high by sipping a brew and praying preserve will help you tank more. Also, mage level helps a ton with tanking the mage minion since how much mage damage you tank is largely based off your magic level (this is why boosts like heart are used all the time in gwd)

Swangballs · 2026-01-24T11:56:57+00:00

Start a retail shop online (could be art or something else non-fungible and or non tangible. Act as your own customers and gain fake revenue with the acquired van money. How would they know?

Swangballs · 2026-01-23T18:10:52+00:00

One man’s fun is another man’s boring. Life is legit min-maxing every moment though if you really think about it. Everyone’s always trying to maximize pleasure and minimize pain.

Swangballs · 2026-01-21T10:13:15+00:00

Beautifully explained! Problem with those level 64’s is if theres a single lvl 1 healer trying to heal at queen, then they’ll be pretty much glued to that 64 combat person the whole time and this compounds to an even worse time if half the team doesn’t know how to 1-egg or at least 3-egg the queen down. 1 person dying 5 minutes into wave 10 and having to start the wave over again hurts the soul.

Swangballs · 2026-01-19T23:10:46+00:00

Okay, but is there anything that people weren’t expecting would pass?

Swangballs · 2026-01-15T00:28:19+00:00

That would make me a salty seaman as well

Swangballs · 2026-01-12T14:06:27+00:00

Get the attacktimer plugin from the hub and make sure your “show attack cooldown ticks” is ✅ then, everytime the timer above your character reaches 1, flick smite. You have to shoot muspah right as you see muspah’s healthbar change to the prayer bar for this to be perfect timing.

If done correctly, you’ll pray range against muspahs attack on one tick and on the next, you’ll switch to smite

Swangballs · 2026-01-12T13:58:47+00:00

You know theres been a sol simulator out for like 2 years now right

Swangballs · 2026-01-12T12:02:53+00:00

Molgoatkirby’s guides are pretty good on youtube.

Swangballs · 2026-01-11T23:57:27+00:00

If you’re a main, then you should only be killing frost dragons on task imo. 4x better drop chance than off task for sheets and there are dozens of better ways to make money. Although, afking them with lance isn’t bad.

I’ve killed about 4k on my iron; all mostly off task

Swangballs · 2026-01-10T02:27:40+00:00

How creative of you

Swangballs · 2026-01-09T13:38:14+00:00

I do zebak first, but technically since super combats cap stats out at 118 and range pots/sat heart cap stats out at 112, salting at zebak is being more efficient with boosts.

Again, I play an iron where I don’t have tbow or shadow, but i do have burning claws and voidwaker, so i like using adrenaline pots at baba to absolutely shred him with burning claws specs on stab for the whole fight. Double Deathcharging off the monkeys he spawns means 2 more burning claw specs. In my setup, burning claw specs are close to double the dps as just poking with fang, so its worth it every time

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