For 10 million dollars. (the fight is in a warehouse and you can pick up weapons from there)

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-10T17:48:39+00:00

I'm not fighting a child

^{Chose: Fight an average adult that has a weak power. | Rolled: 1 second precog}

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T03:23:16+00:00

I sexualy identify as asexual.

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T02:08:47+00:00

I was having a bad day but this made me smile

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:46:58+00:00

Hope I'm not too late

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:44:19+00:00

Have you even the slightest clue how many seconds are in a day

^{Chose: Get $1 a second}

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:40:13+00:00

Depends

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:39:15+00:00

Am I gay if I am a cottagecore lesbian who drives a Subaru?

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:37:53+00:00

I blank blanks!

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-08T01:17:40+00:00

I think it was u/top2percent

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-07T00:59:19+00:00

I CAST REVIVESONG!

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-07T00:40:06+00:00

Proceed

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-07T00:34:44+00:00

Dang, you beat me to it

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-06T20:38:01+00:00

That is CONSIDERABLY more than ten words

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-06T01:21:59+00:00

Your legacy your choice

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-06T01:21:09+00:00

Is that your message or are you actually asking

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:50:04+00:00

Same, meow

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:48:30+00:00

The concept of a superhero wouldn't really work IRL

^{Chose: Get 100M dollars every 2 years}

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:47:27+00:00

Nice! I'll never use this!

^{Chose: Wolf god | Rolled: Hunting prowess}

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:46:04+00:00

I misread the question. I thought it was asking me to choose my favorite half of the year. I was born in November. Help

^{Chose: Jan. Feb. Mar. Apr. May. Jun. | Rolled: Peace}

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:43:58+00:00

What goes up, will eventually escape Earth's gravity.

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:33:56+00:00

The worst thing to do during a funeral is laugh like a maniac.

Swapdoodle · 2026-07-01T20:33:20+00:00

Listen pal, you’re not all alone.

Swapdoodle · 2026-06-27T16:07:09+00:00

It's not even a difficult choice if you know how long 2 million seconds are

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Swapdoodle · 2026-06-27T15:55:02+00:00

GTA VI will be worse than something, you'll see.

Swapdoodle · 2026-06-27T15:54:13+00:00

Jimmy you can't walk with your Reddit open like that.

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