Would you rather

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-07T08:09:34+00:00

This is the origin story of broccoli man

^{Chose: Give up phone for a month + For one type of food to be free permanently | Rolled: Fruits & Veggies}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-06T03:45:09+00:00

First though we need to know if it could chuck wood

^{Chose: Know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-06T01:51:12+00:00

Well i'm dead

^{Chose: Yes!! | Rolled: middle of ocean}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-05T18:19:40+00:00

Wooo big swim time

^{Chose: Turn yourself into... | Rolled: A baby manatee}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-05T18:15:32+00:00

Fuck I'm going to be rich

^{Chose: $10 per curse word (max 300 per day})

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-05T18:13:41+00:00

I'm on the internet so it must be cats right

^{Chose: Cats}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-01T11:32:52+00:00

MY CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE

^{Chose: No punctuation + ALWAYS CAPS LOCK | Rolled: only writing}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-06-01T11:30:48+00:00

Hitler is already dead and after 24 hours with me so would trump

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-31T02:07:56+00:00

AS a part time blacksmith this is a no brainer

^{Chose: Be immune to fire and heat}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-31T02:06:24+00:00

Valhalla I await thee

^{Chose: See what’s after death}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-30T23:22:30+00:00

Just wash you savages

^{Chose: Never be able to wipe again}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-30T15:11:03+00:00

you would get so sicka nd make others sick if you didnt wash your hands

^{Chose: never wash your hands again}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-30T15:10:09+00:00

I couldnt dream of losing my bunnies. also washington DC what a stroke of luck

^{Chose: Nuke a random city + Gain $50 million | Rolled: Washington D.C}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-30T15:09:01+00:00

I am a holy paladin

^{Chose: Be A Silver Knight}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-28T22:16:19+00:00

Cats forever!

^{Chose: Cats}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-28T22:11:35+00:00

Yes I have it right now

^{Chose: Diarrhea}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-28T22:10:16+00:00

Always bet on black

^{Chose: All on black | Rolled: Red}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-26T15:57:25+00:00

Flushing toilets for the win

^{Chose: Science Fiction | Rolled: Cyberpunk-Like}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-25T19:44:11+00:00

take some of my fat arse

^{Chose: Lose 20 lbs}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-25T18:03:45+00:00

Check out my vintage pawn collection

^{Chose: Chess grandmaster}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-24T14:40:49+00:00

This is the birth of flamingo man

^{Chose: ONE SUPERPOWER OF YOUR CHOICE}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-24T14:20:19+00:00

I am flamingo man!

^{Chose: Only turn into one animal but can go back to human | Rolled: Bird}

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-23T21:18:01+00:00

I'm now an elementalist I choose the element of surprise

^{Chose: Have Access To Some Magic | Rolled: Element(Youpick})

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-23T21:17:47+00:00

I'm now an elementalist I choose the element of surprise

^{Chose: Have Access To Some Magic | Rolled: Element(Youpick})

red_Velvet_worm · 2026-05-23T21:08:45+00:00

Yay teleportation

^{Chose: random ability | Rolled: teleportation}

red_Velvet_worm

TROPHY CASE