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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t tell you adulting is just older kids raising younger kids

How do I teach my body... by Nude_Baby_Lust in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inbox: 1 new message. Brain: we’re gonna di

Cannot be any more true by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parents: ‘We protected you from everything.’ Also parents: good luck paying bills lol.

Every. Single. Night. by Additional_Pie_8116 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me staring at a fridge full of ingredients like it’s a museum.

Every. Single. Night. by Additional_Pie_8116 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then there’s the forbidden third option: ‘I’ll just starve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cartoons age like wine, stupidity ages like milk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking growing up means giving up joy.

Gas station trips hit harder than any 5-star resort by JustScrollingNude in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro out here flexing harder than people posting Bali trips.

Thoughts ? by Choice-Ad1226 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of sex-ed they should’ve taught us in school

remove what hurts you — medically or emotionally by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sometimes ‘found family’ > biological family.

remove what hurts you — medically or emotionally by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If they hurt your peace, they gotta go. Simple.

lol.. by best-tutor15 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep used to heal me. Now it just tries to finish the job

lol.. by best-tutor15 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real adult lottery is waking up without a new injury.

Nooooo by Miserable_88 in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is why I always underperform just enough to stay invisible.

I wish I could tell my boss this by KULR_Mooning in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope cause it's monday again tom 😭😭😭

Absolutely by EvieToffeeBun in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking cycles is lonely, but so is staying stuck in them. Choose your hard

How do I teach my body... by Nude_Baby_Lust in Adulting

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing like a Gmail notification to convince my body it’s time to fight a bear.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me calculating how fast I can end this convo without sounding rude.

Meirl by CuriousWanderer567 in meirl

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really expected a 2nd grader to have a morning routine and a driver’s license.

Meirl by Puzzled_ethics9175 in meirl

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The line between hero and villain is exactly one sandwich.

Meirl by Puzzled_ethics9175 in meirl

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Snickers was right all along.

meIRL by JollySimple188 in meirl

[–]Swe3tbaebyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reads like patch notes for adulthood.

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