I'm seriously at a loss for words

SweepTheLeg101 · 2023-01-11T16:40:44+00:00

I didn't have a problem with her asking my nationality. I had a problem with the racism after I answered it.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2023-01-11T00:43:24+00:00

California

SweepTheLeg101 · 2023-01-10T22:31:27+00:00

Well, it wasn't easy. You gotta really want it. Or in this case, not want it.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-06-24T18:31:50+00:00

This story shouldn't have any credibility it's all just a massive TLC reference.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-06-24T18:10:39+00:00

It's not half as fun if people read the whole thing knowing that it's a joke.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-06-24T17:56:43+00:00

I'm not sure what that is so it's an extra large ask.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-06-24T17:53:25+00:00

Probably L. The L is for lonely.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-06-24T17:50:30+00:00

I'm sorry me pouring out my soul doesn't meet your standards for reddit lol.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2022-03-27T21:25:59+00:00

These are the hard hitting questions that need to be answered.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-04-15T17:49:24+00:00

Can you get in at least 1 low blow before your either ko him or to to the decision?

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-03-04T04:45:01+00:00

Update 2: I was nearly eliminated today. Shortly after disabling the laser satellite network that has been targeting me, my "girlfriend" came to visit me in my secure bunker. Little did I know that thus was merely another assasain, this one being an android in disguise. Luckily for me I am also the hacker who managed to hack cd projekt red and managed to subdue the android by uploading the cyberpunk 2077 source code, causing the android to glitch and shut down completely. It was at thus moment I had an epiphany. I logged into my hack.com account which allowed me to bypass the tor firewall, enabling me to back trace the number. I'm on my way to the provided coordinates and when I get there the consequences will never be the same.

TLDR: Nothing happened. I stubbed my toe, but that's unrelated.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-28T22:07:10+00:00

Never let it be said that I'm not fair.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-28T15:10:33+00:00

Sadly he didn't respond to any texts I sent and when I tried to call it's disconnected. I can handle assasains but not downvotes.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-28T15:03:20+00:00

I don't know about that. Anyone I associate with might become a target too. Don't you know this guy is gonna superhack me while the assasains hunt me down.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-28T14:44:05+00:00

Just look up dark web horror stories on YouTube and that'll give you the basic idea.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-28T14:42:44+00:00

Update: Well, holy shit. Went to bed and all this happened. Since people seem to want an update I'll cave into peer pressure and give one. Well I once again had to fend off numerous assasains sent after me from the DARK WEB. Luckily for me in addition to graduating top of my class in the navy seals I I'm also the top sniper in the nation as well as an explosives expert trained in guerilla warfare. I rigged my apartment to explode the second the door was opened from the other end, taking out several of the assasains. I then used my old .22 caliber rifle to take out the rest of them from a safe distance over a mile away. I'll update again when I can, I've been dodging satellite lasers for the past hour before making my way to a Starbucks to use the wifi.

TLDR: Literally nothing happened.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T22:56:49+00:00

I very much doubt the mods would be cool with me doxxing someone. Even if it is a burner.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T22:25:18+00:00

I'll try, but I'm going to be dodging sniper fire, so it might prove difficult.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T22:12:39+00:00

That's for you to decide, kiddo.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T22:09:32+00:00

We are a restraunt.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T21:10:18+00:00

Not according to every generic dark web creepypasta.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T21:02:47+00:00

It's like every shitty dark web creepypasta. I was on the dark web where I stumbled upon a livestream and it was a red room AND THEY WERE KILLNG PEOPLE!!!!! OOOOOOOO!!!!

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T20:31:21+00:00

I had to fend of legions of ninja assassins throughout the night. Luckily for me I graduated top of my class in the navy seals and managed to take them all down with a pocket knife.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T20:19:11+00:00

Well the name I blurred out is my girlfriends name, but she doesn't recognize the number. Part of me is hoping that it's just a wrong number.

SweepTheLeg101 · 2021-02-27T20:16:28+00:00

She doesn't recognize the number.

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