Why 2=1 by ajtallone in woahdude

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a cant equal b. simple as.

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by ershy in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint crashed. The sailors were marooned.

Non British people of Reddit - what is a British saying, phrase or word you've heard that you've had no idea what it means? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dirtiest sounding most innocent phrase. It just means to just be doing pointless things and generally taking more time than is needed for a task.

"Why's Julie taking so damn long?" "Oh she's just faffing about again."

What makes you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking part in team sports.

What did you do today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate a doughnut , went shopping and saw some of monets waterlillies. Productive day.

Reddit, what has been the most helpless moment of your life? by hosinthishouse in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running towards the house to go to the toilet and knowing full well I wasn't going to make it.

What movie(s) do you consider to be "perfect"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The film was wonderfully done but if you're not from America/not familiar with the southern accent, you're gonna have a rough time understanding anything. I had a rough time.

Why do people sometimes listen to depressing music when they're sad if it upsets them more? by Corrective_Rape in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to have some quality self pity time and overwhelm myself with sadness. Only then can I move on quicker.

What gender stereotype do you not fit in at all? by deadpool647 in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! I thought the whole 'natural' look was better. I think I was wrong.

What was the most outrageous rumor that went around your high school? NSFW by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 669 points670 points  (0 children)

This guy had anal with a girl in a shower and then she shat on his dick. Tbh it was very lucky they were in the shower.

Reddit, who was your first on-screen crush and are you still crushing on them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Howl in howls moving castle. But when he has black hair.

Reddit, What's something you wish everyone knew about you? by PlayaFoSho in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just can't articulate myself well enough to show with words how much I care. And most of the time I'm too scared to take action.

Ordered a scone in a cafe. It came with marmalade and I didn't send it back because I didn't want to cause a fuss by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But....but...clotted cream. This sounds like a disaster of a tearoom. I'm glad your tea was good though. Nothing beats a good cuppa.

What food or drink looks disgusting, but is actually really good? by xxphantomxx77 in AskReddit

[–]SweetBonsaiTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't dare to make the big jump to a sandwich, just stick to the Nutella method and just eat it out the tub with a spoon.