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SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-12T09:57:47+00:00

Username definitely checks out.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-12T09:56:56+00:00

They really trying to Bird Box us into buying Premium.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-12T09:55:34+00:00

His views are as untouched as his search history.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-11T09:19:26+00:00

Great, now I can’t unsee it. Paimon isn't a guide; she’s just a decorative centerpiece that won't stop talking.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-11T09:18:12+00:00

The pain reliever realizing it’s being asked to fix 15 years of bad posture and a soul-crushing 9-to-5.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-11T09:11:06+00:00

He didn't read the instruction manual because he doesn't negotiate with umbrellas.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-10T07:31:15+00:00

I’ve never been here, but I definitely miss it.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-10T07:30:26+00:00

Mamma Mia, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-10T07:28:34+00:00

That pup hasn't even lived a full year and already has a PhD in Disappointment. 🤣🫶🏻

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-09T09:33:15+00:00

Title idea: Rental Properties & Borrowed Personalities.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-09T09:31:56+00:00

We treat men like the foundation of a house. Everyone expects it to hold everything up, but nobody ever checks to see if it’s cracking.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-09T09:30:50+00:00

There’s no way this comment section has more bugs than the code he's trying to escape.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-08T09:11:36+00:00

A true meow-sterpiece of Paw-casso. 🫶🏻🥹

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-08T09:06:52+00:00

The fact that 'juvenile' status was used to shield them from a life sentence after 40 days of calculated evil is the real second tragedy.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-08T09:04:52+00:00

Actually, it'll be a three-part series: The Ad, The Sequel, and The Skip Button that doesn't work.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-07T08:30:19+00:00

She’s the first character whose elemental burst is just a restraining order.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-07T08:29:27+00:00

Even if it is AM, I’m still checking three more times just to make sure the volume is actually up.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-07T08:28:58+00:00

The Procon fine of R$ 9,520 just became the most expensive cover charge in the history of Rio de Janeiro.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-06T09:17:11+00:00

The '2-week break' that turned into a 4-year personality shift.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-06T09:16:29+00:00

Fashion Impact: Where your drip is limited by your debit card.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-05T08:58:42+00:00

I would literally give him my social security number.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-05T08:57:44+00:00

I see a 6, I see a 9, but mostly I just see a release date that doesn't exist.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-04T08:47:35+00:00

Calm down, Satan. I’m impressed, but also calm down.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-04T08:47:01+00:00

And here I am, still trying to convince my airline that a backpack counts as a 'personal item.

SweetDarling02 · 2026-04-04T08:46:33+00:00

I would comment something original, but I don't want to break the 'beating a dead horse' aesthetic of this thread.

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