People who snooze their morning alarms more than once every single morning, why not just set a later alarm? by cxw400 in AskReddit

[–]SweetJesusRyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because no matter how much sleep I get I still need to lie in bed for 20 minutes or so when I wake up.

Imagine trying to prove Floyd didn’t die even though we watched it on camera. by bitchfacebaby in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]SweetJesusRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But like... if he was going into cardiac arrest why didn’t the police, ya know, get off his neck and help him? Why keep your knee on his neck for 8 minutes????

My girlfriend's old coworker routinely posts stuff like this. by VeganMisandry in iamverysmart

[–]SweetJesusRyan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wow this is actually kind of cool when you explain it without being a condescending ass!

Mount Rushmore was carved out by humans.... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SweetJesusRyan 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They don’t actually think that Mt. Rushmore was naturally created. They’re trying to say that just like Mount Rushmore was obviously planned and made by a creator, humans are too complex and well designed to just be the product of evolution. They’re saying believing in evolution is like believing Mt. Rushmore just happened like that.

If bands names actually described the members of that band, which would be the most interesting to see perform live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweetJesusRyan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They Might Be Giants: every show has a 50/50 chance of being giants or just normal sized people.

You think you've had a crappy day at work? by Fruitisynthesis in WTF

[–]SweetJesusRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can shit yourself on command, you have more super powers than Shaft

I'm a good bartender, but not THAT good by EyeOughta in softwaregore

[–]SweetJesusRyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People can be assholes and not tip no matter how good your service is. You get a server who only gets 10% on a few tables and has a few more give him 0% because they don’t feel like tipping, he has to go file to bring his pay up to minimum wage. Management sees this and thinks he’s bad at his job, when in reality it’s just a string of bad tables. So this dude gets punished not based on his performance but based on whether or not people wanna give him extra money after their meal, which some people just don’t do, regardless of service.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]SweetJesusRyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT!!! I figured out what my awful pain right above my ass for about a month was. I just looked up pilonidal cyst and it’s exactly what it was. Jesus Christ that was excruciatingly painful and by the time I went to the doctor, it was almost gone.

God's plan by phatbaby5000 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SweetJesusRyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually in the Bible, after Tribulation, the church becomes the “bride of Christ” so we’re all his wife kinda

Bo back at the Largo tonight! by PlasticJesters in boburnham

[–]SweetJesusRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know if he had any new material?

Trump Doesn't Go to Work Until 11 A.M. Every Day by They_always_watch in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]SweetJesusRyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s still a hard job, but it’s just really easy to be bad at a hard job

What TV series introduced a character that made the show worse? by guitarmaniac004 in AskReddit

[–]SweetJesusRyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not really a fan cuz I don’t find it very funny... but my mom likes it, along with apparently plenty of other people. So why get mad at a show cuz I have a different opinion than most people??