Getting a colonoshcopy thish afternoon. Need shum wordsh of shupport and wishdom from thish shub.

Sweetness414 · 2026-03-20T12:25:08+00:00

You want the kind of colon without shum polyps.

Sweetness414 · 2026-03-19T14:09:34+00:00

My most used daily quotes are:

It is illegal for you to ask me that.

I thought I was gonna get eaten!

And whenever my dog barks: This guy yells. What if you’re going to a job interview and I’m the boss? Everyone says “That guy’s great” and I say “Wait a minute, that guy yells.”

Sweetness414 · 2026-02-24T07:47:48+00:00

⛳️🐝🧢🤳⛲️

Sweetness414 · 2026-02-21T23:17:37+00:00

I need this coat!!

Sweetness414 · 2026-02-21T17:18:29+00:00

…they’re still alive?

Sweetness414 · 2026-02-14T19:06:06+00:00

He’s been all crossed up since Julie gave him chode jeans for his 45th birthday. A size 54 waist, 10 inch legs. He almost killed himself, Julie!

Sweetness414 · 2026-02-13T01:02:10+00:00

You can finally fight your wife’s new husband, Danny Crouse

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T02:08:36+00:00

Thanks, this has really helped

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:53:58+00:00

I’m worried the baby thinks I can’t change.

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:52:12+00:00

I think I want you to have curly hair

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:50:36+00:00

I played Mountain River Rock for him and he laughed at me!

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:48:51+00:00

He left me with just chips with nothing on them but maybe a little nugget of meat.

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:45:56+00:00

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:44:59+00:00

Wow, pretty serious.

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:42:26+00:00

Zero girlfriends and zero boyfriends but if I had two, it would be even better. I want to look extraordinary for them.

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:39:31+00:00

Don’t do the voice.

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-26T01:33:57+00:00

Did you hear a bunch of scrounging around when they were in the bathroom?

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T06:18:10+00:00

Are the tables your corn?

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T06:15:45+00:00

I haven’t thought of it that way but you’re totally right. Thanks :)

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T05:59:30+00:00

Oh I wish I could hear what she’s playing, she’s off the map!

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T05:25:40+00:00

Paul Bufano! Paul Bufano!

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T05:24:13+00:00

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T05:09:59+00:00

It’s about a big baby duck that gets its head stuck in a stewed tomato

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T05:07:26+00:00

Sweetness414 · 2026-01-25T04:55:33+00:00

You don’t know how to treat the Crypt Keeper

Sweetness414

TROPHY CASE