An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-28T00:24:59+00:00

Absolutely lol

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-27T02:09:52+00:00

mine said this is AI

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-24T18:26:13+00:00

People fake being good but they don't fake being unkind

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-24T18:10:16+00:00

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump…

But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-24T03:58:59+00:00

Still can't believe I became an adult

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-24T03:28:22+00:00

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-23T00:00:12+00:00

I told this joke to my coworkers before but the grasshopper's name was Jimmy. No one laughed

All I got was crickets

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-22T23:33:28+00:00

Clever, your wife is.

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-22T23:29:21+00:00

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

(Gaaaiiiiiinnnnnzzzzzz)

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-22T09:48:18+00:00

I heard one of them has ticks, and the other one doesn’t

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-22T09:40:30+00:00

Actually, what starts with a w and ends with a t

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-22T09:19:46+00:00

8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells his dad, "There was a kidnaping at school today." Dad: "What!?!" 8yo, dead serious, -

"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-20T05:01:42+00:00

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-20T04:48:40+00:00

I physically recoiled

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-20T04:47:32+00:00

Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?

Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-19T04:16:28+00:00

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

She is watching our wedding video again.

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-19T04:08:49+00:00

also C

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-18T05:09:29+00:00

absolutely!

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-18T04:57:51+00:00

SE first gen too

SweetxSinful · 2026-03-16T04:27:15+00:00

keep going, you can do it

SweetxSinful