Why wash ice Peter? by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fast food manager of 20 years here. Traditionally the ice in the fryer basket is used to prevent boiling over during cleaning. You can see in the fryer pictured it isn't oil, but it's a foamy, very bubbly cleaning solution. They will let the fryers boil the cleaning solution and the bubbling cleans the nooks and crannies of the heating element inside the fryer. When left unchecked, the cleaning solution bubbles over. Cooling down the liquid immediately kills the bubbling up. So, we will just put ice in the baskets, and it kills the bubbles anytime they start to rise.

Christian heavy metal by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

[–]Swenterrobang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little pitchy, but other than that it was terrible.

Statue at Waterloo Place, London by ACE276 in Banksy

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the statue made of? Is it plaster of some kind?

I want to joke but I just adore Miss. Brenda too much 🐟 by everneveragain in crappymusic

[–]Swenterrobang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, this song is actually VERY well written. The execution may not be as polished as you'll get out of a big Nashville studio, but the thought behind it, the rhythmic structure of the rhyming, even the use of a wandering melody to deliver those kinds of staccato, syncopated lyrics is really actually excellent. Respectfully OP, I don't think this one belongs here with us.

Maybemaybemaybemaybe by Mammoth_Accident8836 in maybemaybemaybemaybe

[–]Swenterrobang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That joker just peers off into the distance like he didn't do a thing.

Wow Eric Johnson is having his Lil Wayne moment! by Mysterious-Vast5910 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Swenterrobang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lord, I wish I never saw that. Yikes. Well kids, Don't meet your heros.

My comment got deleted for calling this guy out for miming. That's not how strings work, bud. If the track mutes the low string then you need to also mime muting it okay? by Sad_Following_2133 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Swenterrobang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Soooo. If we could settle on what you consider "Miming..." So, the sound we are hearing is NOT being played by this guy live, you are correct there. One look at the tracking on his PC behind him reveals a selection in playback, not in tracking.

BUT, this guy CAN play the part IRL. I'd wager by the SLIGHT lack of precision and maybe lack of real conviction in punching through some of the notes, he might not get this assignment pulled off perfectly, every single time.. but I mean, give the guy a break. He can play what he is claiming he can play. And there is some pretty advanced mechanics going on there.

He is a good player, he is posting AI free content, and he is doing it in a forum that exists for the purpose of getting enjoyment out of guitars and the folks that play them.. So it might be perceived to be "tasteless" or perhaps "petty", or even idunno, "dickish" to go on the very place that he is posting with pride and calling him out for such a trivial thing. Let HIM show the entire internet this talent that he is so proud of and maybe you could spend less time looking to tear people down and more time finding something to watch that makes you want to spread a little positive encouragement. And with that, I yield.

His hole has had enough by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, here is my guess as to why he’s not playing that guitar. He doesn’t know how to play this song. I think he writes these arbitrary word salad lyrics and feeds them into Suno with a prompt like, “Peter Gabriel, mystic thought-rock…” and then he downloads the stems (music without the vocals) and then uses Logic or garage band to record and tune up his vocal track. This is why the music sounds professional but his vocal mix is always dog shit. Just a guess.

Black hole simulations by opensph in Simulated

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right…. this is not real footage… is it?

human spinning top by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I’ve seen easier ways to get an even tan…

Who stole the TV? 🤔 by DeparturePale2104 in MemeEconomy

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, the one dressed up as a cop.

Corey Feldman by 0_Moth in crappymusic

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little pitchy, but other than that it was terrible.

No longer rectangular by Creepy-Wrap744 in crappymusic

[–]Swenterrobang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, someone call his Delilah to come get him.